Joe McGurl

Can't watch until this weekend so points won't be updated until probably Monday or so! Gonna say that in our supersized thanksgiving Survivor feast....Will and Jess go home! I hope not! #TeamIHopeItsAdam

Week 9 Leaderboard 1) RonnieHog - 545 (-) 2) Joe McGurl - 525 (-) 3) Chefzki - 503 (-) 4) Asteck - 486 (-) 5) MarshallMellow - 479 (-) 6) RanRan - 452 (-) 7) JackJohnson- 451 (-) 8) Fabio - 442 (-) 9) Danny Boy - 433 (-) 10) MarcusIrving - 391 (-) 11) Greggy - 377 (-) 12) Peanuts - 321 (-)

Week 8 Leaderboard 1) RonnieHog - 511 (-) 2) Joe McGurl - 487 (-) 3) Chefzki - 472 (-) 4) Asteck - 457 (+1 spot) 5) MarshallMellow - 447 (-1 spot) 6) RanRan - 420 (+1 spot) 7) JackJohnson- 415 (+2 spots) 8) Fabio - 412 (-2 spots) 9) Danny Boy - 409 (-1 spot) 10) MarcusIrving - 358 (+1 spot) 11) Greggy - 344 (-1 spot) 12) Peanuts - 306 (-)

Sorry I'm late to posting this! I say....Hannah goes home tonight? Sure Week 7 Leaderboard 1) RonnieHog - 433 (-) 2) Joe McGurl - 401 (-) 3) Chefzki - 396 (-) 4) MarshallMellow- 373 (-) 5) Asteck - 362 (-) 6) Fabio - 361 (-) 7) RanRan - 350 (-) 8) DannyBoy - 329 (-) 9) JackJohnson - 312 (-) 10) Greggy - 295 (-) 11) MarcusIrving - 281 (-) 12) Peanuts - 262 (-)

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Week 6 Leaderboard 1) RonnieHog - 372 (-) 2) Joe McGurl - 342 (+1 spot) 3) Chefzki - 340 (-1 spot) 4) MarshallMellow- 320 (+1 spot) 5) Asteck - 311 (-1 spot) 6) Fabio - 309 (-) 7) RanRan - 302 (-) 8) DannyBoy - 277 (-) 9) JackJohnson - 253 (-) 10) Greggy - 251 (-) 11) MarcusIrving - 232 (-) 12) Peanuts - 228 (-)

Week 5 Leaderboard 1) RonnieHog - 317 (-) 2) Chefszki - 295 (-) 3) Joe McGurl - 287 (-1 spot) 4) Asteck- 268 (+2 spots) 5) MarshallMellow - 267 (-) 6) Fabio - 262 (-3 spots) 7) RanRan - 251 (-3 spots) 8) DannyBoy - 231 (-) 9) JackJohnson - 206 (+2 spots) 10) Greggy - 205 (-3 spots) 11) MarcusIrving - 202 (-) 12) Peanuts - 181 (-2 spots)

WEEK 3 LEADERBOARD RonnieHog - 168 Chefszki & Joe McGurl - 156 Fabio - 143 RanRan - 138 MarshallMellow - 141 Asteck - 140 Greggy - 119 DannyBoy - 115 Peanuts - 97 MarcusIrving - 81 Jack Johnson- 78

So since I can't update the first post here are the current leaderboard totals. Mari's vote off was a crushing one as quite a few people (myself included) had her going deep or winning. RonnieHog - 113Chefszki - 111Joe McGurl - 108Fabio - 103RanRan - 101MarshallMellow & Asteck - 97Greggy - 96DannyBoy - 93Peanuts - 69Jack Johnson - 40MarcusIrving - 33

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Hey Jen, It's Joe McGurl from miss McGillicuddy's Fourth grade geography class. My question is this: Women in comedy are very "in" right now. As a woman, do you think it's worth it for me to change my sex to a woman in order to get more laughs and become successful? My name is already Joe so I think I can work the androgynous angle. Let me know. Hope to see you at our 15 class reunion.

I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK! This was a really fun ep and I like the theme much more in practice rather than on paper. At least so far. I'm sure after another two weeks of Probst shoving the theme down our throats at every challenge, I'll get sick of it. BUT I give this ep a very solid PROB on Greggy's patented Probst system. -Sorry, Mari, but CharDee McDennis is the true Game of Games. - "Well they lay eggs, Jeff" ... "All Right." - Jay: "I call him Tails because..." Proceeds to offer no reason for nickname. - I see that Adam will be our resident confessional shouter this season. You had a good run, Michele. - AH yes, the ol "3 person pretty cool kid alliance against a tribe of 10" that always works well. Well done you 3. -"I lived off the grid for 5 years. As a model." -Ken, of tribe Gen X, saying the most Millennial thing all night. - Probst: "This could be the worst weather in Survivor history, it's imperative that you build a shelter quickly" Millenials: "lol k let's go play in the ocean" -"I don't want to be the paranoid guy." - Dave, being overwhelmingly paranoid in every way possible -"When I saw Jeff, my breath completely left my body." So you exhaled? -Props to the camera shots of that storm. That thing looked fucking intense - That music when Zeke leveled up by starting a fire and becoming a man was really awesome. Felt like I was watching Spider-Man. -"A wise choice given the size of the bodies they have!" -Probst just straight up calling the Gen Xers fat - "Rachel adding a lot of the help on the sidelines. She was in first and did not get anything done." Classic Probst. -They have so many more pieces than us!" 10. They have 10 more pieces than you. -Jessica looks like a demon with her eyes holy shit that's so gnarly - "David--" "Oh no." David is already a delightful trainwreck

Challenge Beast: Taylor The Strategist: Zeke The Black Widow: Michaela The Cutthroat: Will The Old Schooler: Chris Under The Radar: David Wildcard: Adam Bench Player: Mari Final 3 Prediction: Chris, Michaela, Mari Winner Pick: Chris

We gotta release the fabled lost episode at some point

Your final 3 picks earn you 2 points for every week they stay in the game. So doubling up is fine as it's a baseline 2 points across the board. Pick with what your heart tells you, dear Chefszki.

Great first post!

Posting to say that I listened to this episode and heck I even liked it.

What have you people done?

I bet you were all

Hi it's me Jo McGrul from Hollywood Handmen forum and I haven't died but I have been away but I'm here now good show and good boys I like dit

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Not doing very well bro, this post is in English lmao

WE'RE BACK BABY AND LOOK HOW HAPPY PROBST IS TO HAVE YOU ALL HERE AGAIN! Anyway, I started a new thread because the last one needs to remain a perfect time capsule dedicated to me correctly picking Jeremy as the winner on day 1. Can I recapture the title of sole Hollywood Handbook Survivor?? Will Kaoh-Rong Jo Long be our challenge beast again?? Will YOU hoist the Doritos JACKED 3D: Bold Prediction of the Week trophy above your head week after week?!?!? Only time will tell but the excitement cannot be held back! I've got notes and stuff but I thought it'd be fun to do picks again for this season. WITH A NEW TWIST! POINTS! So, I thought it would be fun to do a sort of "fantasy survivor league" type thing this year. All of the points are totally arbitrary and random that I just decided but whatever, it's all for fun anyway. As episode 1 has already aired, scores will begin to be kept during episode 2. Challenge Beast: Someone who will prove his or her challenge prowess. The Strategist: Players who will show the greatest strategic aptitude. The Black Widow: Aka the Parvati Award; this is a female player who might be underrated or not so front-of-mind and can therefore strategically sneak her way to the top. The Old Schooler: A player who will play more of the "old school survivor" mindset, i.e. focus less on the strategy aspect of the game and more in it for the experience. (Think someone like Keith) Under The Radar: Someone entering Survivor aiming to play an undetectable game. Wildcard: A player who is completely unpredictable Bench Players: 2 bonus players you like or want to pick for extra points. Final 3 Prediction: The 3 players who will make it to the final. Winner Pick: The player who will win this season. Here is the link to the google doc points spreadsheet https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing Here is the link to the google doc scoring sheet https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing Leaderboard point totals Joey Amazing - 521Chaos Staz - 487Greg Probst - 391Kaoh Rong Jo Long - 318