Joe McGurl

Or Ajira flight 316 for that matter

#DixonsSoWhite

Sorry I didn't post at all last week gang, I was busy in the hospital trying to not DIE and no one even sent me a get well card or balloon or flowers. What is the point of this place?

Hello popcorn guest, Why dad not love me? Follow up, How I make dad love me?

Maybe the greatest ending of anything ever. The hardest that I've laughed in a very long time. Good job to all of the boys on the show. What nice group of boys. (p.s. Sean, I know that you having to admit that Shakespeare DID in fact write all of his plays was atonement for when we went head to head on the call in episode and I just wanted to say that I accept your apology and you are again invited to my niece's quinceanera now. See you soon)

Bowie was too important to me for me to make any jokes so I'll just put this here because he's funny in it and it continually makes me smile and laugh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv6mEv_rDdE See yall tomorrow for hopefully a new episode but if not I'll see you here anyway because what else do we have in this life but the forum

Great posts everyone! Haven't read a single one of them since I last posted but I trust you

You guys post so much it's hard to stay current. I've heard of Keeping up with the Kardashians but keeping up with the FORUM?! In the words of Obi-Wan Kenobi, "Fuggetaboutit!"

Just had a really funny thought. If I had been on the Titanic just before it sank, I'd have quipped, "Hey, worse things happen at sea, am I right?" and then give everyone a wink and a knowing nod. Would have given everyone a great chuckle just as we were about to drown or freeze to death in the cold embrace of the abyss and our watery tombs.

Stars! They're just like us! (filled with gas)

IMO and I know this gonna be really controversial BUT I have to say SOMETHING or else I don't know WHAT will HAPPEN! My favorite parts of the episode were when Hayes, DC and Brett were funny and making me laugh I'M SORRY BUT IT HAD TO BE SAID!

I like the new guy

My wish for 2016 is to taunt Honlads everyday with wishes of LESS Gangnam Style so that he may cry like a lil baby

For 2016, I say we have less Gangnam Style and more Gangnam SMILES. That is my wish for the world

What a sweet boy you are indeed! Expect a kiss in the mail later hehe!

I'll be kissing my mom tonight because I love her very much and I'm a good boy

Hayes did say something like there might be a few weeks where there isn't an episode or DIDN'T YOU ALL LISTEN? Yes, I'm on to you all now.

I'll field this one for Mr. Parties The best instagram filter to use for dogs is "Toaster." This is factually proven as it was named after Kevin Rose's (the founder of Digg) dog that is named Toaster. IMO it was a massive missed opportunity to not name his lil pup, "DiggDog." That's just my opinion though. Weigh in guys, what do YOU think Kevin Rose should have named his dog? Tweet in with your hashtag #DiggDogNoDiggity

The Tim Heidecker, Brett Gelman and Jon Daly episode was my fave next to Hayes and Sean. It was goofy and stupid and dumb and it felt like old CDR where Scott was having fun and just letting the guests do all the work. Other faves were: Mulaney, Lapkus, Sodero Mailer Daemon Silicon Valley guys The contest winner one The 2014 holiday special

I was too pure for this cruel world. My maker has received me at the gates and actually said I was the perfect human specimen. Can't believe it man. What a day. I'll mis u jckl

Well, as the resident ghost of the forums now, I can safely say that I will indeed be haunting all of the people who think I'm a bad boy tonight as you sleep. You'll be visited by The Ghost of Forum Past, Forum Present and indeed, Forum Future. You'll awake on Christmas Day and yell to the piss boy on the street below, "Boy! Oh young boy did you know that Joe McGurl IS actually a very funny, nice and handsome boy with a winning combination of roguish charm and devilish wit. He is an integral and respected member of these blessed lands we call the forum and worthy of all the praise he gets, did you know he's a very successful stage actor and comedian and he really is and honestly, it's only a matter of time now before this kid really takes off he's a fucking star, young lad! How could I have been so blind! Thank [insert appropriate religious deity/celebrity/handsome boy that you worship] I was visited by that handsome McGhost last night!" You'll actually be saying all of that word for word, can you believe it?? Truly an incredible journey lies before you.

No one wants to comment on how SteveH is a ghost now?

You've all been very good boys and girls this year and I know each and every one of you has been clamoring to get their hands on my Christmas card this year but since I can't afford shipping them out to ALL of you here on the forum, you all are allowed to print this picture out and hang it on your refrigerator or frame it and hang it over your mantle to display all year long.

As the title suggests, this is a place to discuss the new season of Survivor. I thought it was a pretty great premiere and I'm stoked for this season. Early thoughts: Bayon is going to run the board on Ta Keo in challenges so I suspect a tribe swap to happen pretty quickly especially with Vytas gone as he was one of Ta Keo's strongest competitors. Abi Maria..ugh. I could've watched Fishbach try to chop that log for another solid 5 minutes. I like Varner's "balls to the wall" attitude and isn't just being complacent because he hasn't played in 15 years Woo's surprised face is the best face. My predictions for final 3: Keith, Jeremy, Kelley Wentworth Also, stealing this from Parade but it's essentially a Survivor fantasy draft. I'm not organized enough to keep track of points but I think it would just be interesting to see people's picks. I'll put my picks on my next post. Winner Pick: The player who will win this season. Challenge Beast: Someone with a reputation for his or her challenge prowess. The Strategist: Players known for his or her strategic aptitude. The Black Widow: In honor of Parvati Shallow, who is on location; this is a player who might be underrated or not so front-of-mind from her first season, and can therefore sneak her way to the top. The Old Schooler: Either a player from an earlier era of Survivor, or a newer player who has that old school mindset. Under The Radar: Someone entering Second Chance aiming to play an undetectable game. Wildcard: A player who is completely unpredictable at this point in time. Two Utility Spots: The two players who could potentially fit in most of those categories for any number of reasons, people who are strong in the clutch. The Bench: The final two picks of the draft by default.

Day one. Me and Jeremy had a core alliance and I knew from day one that we would be the winners at the end of this season. That check is mine! Hatch is toast!! I have a supersized finale version of notes to come!!