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Joe McGurl

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  1. Posted

    I've had a busy week and not been able to listen to the ep yet...but christ...you guys are straight up killing it in the forums this week. Bustin my whole shit up, gang.

     

    You're funny and I'm happy to call you all vague internet friends and associates.

     

    Also, fuck Tim Treese. No real reason...just feel like you had that coming.

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  2. Posted

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    edit: yup.

     

    *Suit Guy's inner monologue*

     

    Ugh. As the Hospital administrator here, I can't BELIEVE that these assholes I hired seem so unprepared and surprised that they're working for the night shift that almost all of them have showed up to work in street clothes and jeans. Hey, the two black guys are in scrubs and seem like they know what they're doing...that counts, I guess. And at least they ALL had time to grab their stethoscopes though, so, that's a relief.Also, does one patient really need 7 people to be guided down the hallway? Who knows? I'll just stand here, silently disapproving and judging with my arms folded across my chest. THAT will show them.

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  7. Posted

    More like Hanson. Heh. Nailed it.

     

    *high fives Michael Jordan as he's slam dunking the ball over Shaq*

     

    *we get milkshakes after the game and he calls me son*

     

    *I go home and open up my diary to write, "BEST. FRIGGEN. DAY. EVER."*

     

    *I wake up from the dream*

     

    *I look next to me and see two smokin hot babes on either side*

     

    *Glance at the camera and say:*

     

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MOMMA ME LIKEY!!

     

    *credits roll*

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  9. Posted

     

    B)

     

    sometimes you guys are soo funny that i'm too nervous to respond.

     

    ..but really i need your help

     

    i'm doing karaoke later and i'm looking for song suggestions. Here's the list so far

     

    Kid Rock -- Bawitaba

    2 Live Crew -- Me So Horny

    Tracy Chapman -- Fast Car

     

    xoxoxoxoxo

     

    My go to karaoke jams:

     

    Pony - Ginuwine

    Stay - Lisa Loeb

    Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind

    Ignition Remix - R. Kelly

    Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger

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  10. Posted

     

    Just letting you guys know I'm no creep or whatever but I'm going to "like" everything that comes up on my feed by any of you. Even if it's bad stuff or if I don't like it.

     

    Can't wait to post my Tim Treese sucks status and have "Tim Treese Likes This" appear under it. Eberyone is gonna have a real down home, old fashioned laugh at that

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  12. Posted

    You guys should follow my courage (on the shoulder of the giant of Valerie Bryant) and change your display name to your full name. It's wicked confusing for me on FB now.

     

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    -Joe McGurl

    -Formerly Washington Monugent

    -Formerly Handsomeboynumber1sexstar

    -Formerly Jonathan Taylor Thomas

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    Hey guys I just got the OK from the admins and I ordered a villa in Tuscany for this year's RSS/HH forum retreat. Looks like the dates will be June 10-14. Please sign up here.

     

    Tuscany, Italy or The Tuscany Hotel in Las Vegas? V. important that I find out...I may or may not be banned from one of those places because I may or may not have peed in the fountain located in the ground floor lobby.

  22. Posted

    Glad I'm not the only person who likes video games..SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE I AM!

     

    I remember one day after a really hard day of school when the jocks were calling me geeko and dweebazoid, I was looking at my Sega genesis (AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO REMEMBERS THOSE?!) controller and my dad's zippo lighter and I thought....."Maybe I should be arson." But then I popped in my trusty friend Earthworm Jim and watched some Coach afterwords and knew I didn't have to be arson. I could be nerd and I could be comedy and everything would be okay.

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  23. Posted

    Once again I think I missed the cutoff to ask questions so this one isn't for JM but rather for the Hollywood Heads:

     

    Fuck Marry Kill: Engineer Edition

     

    Engineer Brett

    Engineer Cody

    Engineer Sam

     

    My F is obviously Engineer Sam because he rides a motorcycle, but I'm still undecided on my M and K. Will take the weekend to think about it.

     

    Prolly kill them all

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  25. Posted

    Wow what a great look into the non-comedy side of Hollywood! Thanks Hayes and Sean for giving us all these scoops this week! Zach G was a great guest and he even had me bussin' up at some points! Serious actors CAN be funny too! What a treat!

     

    p.s. Please Sean, don't bring up your crazy Atheist ramblings onto the podcast again. Maybe take that to WTF with Mack Marron, No place for it here.

     

    p.p.s. Engineer Sam, please stop disrupting the show and shame on you for not editing out Sean's atheist rant even when Hayes specifically told you to mark it so you could edit it out later. -5 for you.

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