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    WEEK 2 LEADERBOARD!

     

    Joe - 130 points (+1)

    Greggy - 127 points (+1)

    Charlie - 120 points (+2)

    JJPI - 117 points (-3)

    SaltPeanuts - 115 points (+1)

    Marshall Mellow - 112 points (-2)

     

    My girl Chrissy holding shit down at Hero beach! Also, I hope this season starts to pick up cuzzzzzzzzz it's not BAD but shoot...it's not very exciting

     

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  2. Posted

    are the google doc links broken?

     

    Oh oops! Here are the links!

     

    Score sheet:

    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mq_S-wQiOvys-7SDBQPivTcKmt51m2gcIE77Tb2h7OQ/edit?usp=sharing

     

    Scores table:

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xBhrJWdkWAiekwoeQlgihFYOaTVKjSvWJR7tIw9RopE/edit?usp=sharing

     

     

     

    WEEK 1 Leaderboard!

     

    JJPI - 74 points

    Joe - 73 points

    Greggy - 71 points

    Marshall Mellow - 68 points

    Charlie - 67 points

    SaltPeanuts - 66 points

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  4. Posted

    As always, I leave my fate in the hands of RANDOM.ORG. Praise be to RNGesus.

     

    Challenge Beast: Ryan

    Strategist: Joe

    Black Widow: Alan

    Cutthroat: Mike

    Old Schooler: Katrina

    Under the Radar: Desi

    Wildcard: Devon

    Bench: Ali

    F3: Jessica, JP, Chrissy

    Winner: Roark

     

     

    Mah dude, winner pick has GOTSTA be from your F3.

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  5. Posted

    Here are my Hookers, Handjobbers and Hussies

     

    Challenge Beast: Cole. This dude is like the hunkiest hunk I've ever seen

    The Strategist: Chrissy. This lady has it going on and I think a lot of people are going to underestimate her.

    The Black Widow: Jessica. She compared herself to Andrea and I like Andrea and she's cute to boot so sure

    The Cutthroat: Patrick. Never trust a ginger

    The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: Alan. Athletic, seems sharp, affable. V well rounded but seems like a dude that will form an alliance day 1 and just be ride or die to the end with it.

    Under The Radar: Desi. Hachi machi! What a mega babe! She seems TOO good so I'm sure she'll be first out.

    Wildcard: Ryan. What is this little freak up to?! I get the feeling he might flame out quickly but here's hoping he runs deep!

    Bench Player: Ben

     

     

    Final 3 Prediction: Chrissy, Alan, Roark

     

    Winner Pick: Chrissy

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  7. Posted

    Here is your form to pick your team!

     

    Challenge Beast: Someone who will prove his or her challenge prowess.

    The Strategist: Player who will show the greatest strategic aptitude.

    The Black Widow AKA the Parvati Award: This is a female player who might be underrated or not so front-of-mind and can therefore strategically sneak and blindside her way to the top.

    The Cutthroat: A player who will set out aiming to lie, cheat and steal their way to the million dollar prize no matter what it costs.

    The Old Schooler/ Loyalist: A player who will play the less strategic "old school survivor" mindset or someone who will be unwavering in their loyalty to their alliance.

    Under The Radar: Someone entering Survivor aiming to play an undetectable game.

    Wildcard: A player who is completely unpredictable in the game

    Bench Player: A bonus player you like or think will earn you points.

     

     

    Final 3 Prediction: The 3 players who will make it to the final.

    Winner Pick: The player who will win this season.

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  8. Posted

    Alriiiight, you guys ready to get to Season 35 of Survivor: Heroes vs Healers vs Hustlers!?

     

    What an awful name for a season but hey, Survivor is back this coming Wednesday and that means it's time to start picking our fantasy teams! Once again this year teams may be picked before OR after the premiere. The catch being that if you pick a team after the episode airs, any points a castaway accumulates during the premiere will NOT count towards your final total whereas choosing your team beforehand will earn you full points. -- It's a high risk/reward game.

     

    Last season, SaltPeanuts proved to be a GAMECHANGER and smashed everyone in the fantasy league, running away with the lead in week 4 and holding tight all the way through. Time to see if someone new will hustle their way up to the top and claim the mantle of sole fantasy league Survivor!

     

     

    As always, I will keep the leaderboard updated on the google doc and here in the thread.

     

    Here is the link to the scoring sheet: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing

     

    And the spreadsheet where the scores are kept: https://docs.google....dit?usp=sharing

     

    I'll post the template to pick your squad in a seperate post below. Good luck and have fun! Let's hope this season is a good'un!

     

     

    PRE-PREMIERE PICK RESOURCES:

    If you're looking to choose your team pre-premiere here is a link to a video of Probst assessing the cast that you can get some impressions from and draw conclusions based off personalities as well as a playlist with full in-depth castaway interviews.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QyHFsHq-xA

     

    http://www.youtube.c...FgKLSiCk7zEG5Cm

     

     

    And here is a page with interviews for every contestant and a Reddit link with a slew of pre game interviews and clips.

     

    http://ew.com/tv/sur...lers-v-hustlers

     

    https://www.reddit.c...5/pregame_links

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  10. Posted

     

    Great first post!!

     

     

    UNBELIEVABLE 1000TH POST!!!

     

    What an incredible achievemnt for a legend of comedy. I know all you limp dick nerds are happy that the show isn't actually cancelled even after it was made explicitly clear that it wasn't but now is the time to celebrate the milestone of something that really matters!

     

    What's your favorite memory of Joe McGurl posting in the forums? Is it the time he roasted Jeff Ulrich and then months later Jeff replied to the post because he was so thirsty to get some attention from me? Was it that time he kissed all of the babes while doing kickflips and flipping off the haters?

     

    Leave your favorite memory below and hit that thumbs up button. Don't forget to subscribe! New videos posted every Tuesday and Friday and consider donating to the patreon page to get subscriber only Sunday Q&A vids! We're celebrating 30 years of great Joe McGurl comedy all month, so don't miss a moment of it and use the hashtag #McGurl1KPost to have your tweets read out on our Facebook Wednesday livestream! Follow our instagram page for exclusive JMcG content posted every Monday and not found anywhere else! Check out our Twitch gaming channel where Joe plays Monopoly each Thursday and Saturday! A special thanks to our Patrons: Cumdaddy, PapaPrincessPizzaJohn8624, LilBabyUmami and BigSucker6969 for sponsoring this video.

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  14. Posted

    Glad my first post on this forum isn't my last. I started listening from the first ep and this week I finally caught up to listen in real time.

     

    Sounds like they should have done another contract renegotiation with Scott Anchorman last week - the two year contract was probably all part of a nefarious plan of his to keep them at Earwolf.

     

    ~See you sweeties next week~

     

    Great first post!!

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    You sweet summer children, you don't even know what it was like when the boys took a week off after the Dan Klein episode and we were all left wondering if the last thing we'd ever hear from them was an episode with DAN KLEIN!

     

    This is friggen sumer vacation baby! Sean and Hayes are taking a Carribean Cruise soakin up the rays, taking in the sights of those crystal clear waters and heck, probably takin in some of the sights of those red hot babes!!

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