joannacare

HAHA! This movie was just beyond belief. Every cliche was present.

Red Riding Hood (2011) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1486185/ Starring: Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls, Mamma Mia, LE MIZZ) Written by: David Johnson (Wrath of the Titans, Orphan) Directed by: Catherine Hardwicke (TWILIGHT!@!*) Synopsis: "Set in a medieval village that is haunted by a werewolf, a young girl falls for an orphaned woodcutter, much to her family's displeasure." Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM8V3cHdSC4

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093146/ Starring: Ronn Moss (Hot Child in the City) Written and Directed by: Andy Sidaris (Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach, Guns, and so many more) Synopsis: "Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste!" Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCM6HCTJeRU Cult Gold. So bad it's good. Christmas in Connecticut (1992) http://www.imdb.com/...ref_=fn_al_tt_2 Starring: Dyan Cannon (That Darn Cat , Kangaroo Jack....ALSO was married to Cary Grant) Kris Kristofferson (A Star Is Born, Payback) Tony Curtis (Some Like It Hot) Written by: Aileen Hamilton (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Lionel Houser (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Adele Comandini (Christmas in Connecticut 1945) Janet Brownell (Eloise at the Plaza, 12 Dates of Christmas) Directed by: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (c'mon..) Synopsis: "Elizabeth is the star of a successful cooking show and author of several cookbooks. But when her manager, Alexander sees forest ranger Jefferson, who lost his cabin in a fire, comment on TV about wishing he could get a home-cooked Christmas dinner, he arranges for a special live show on Christmas, for Elizabeth to cook him Christmas Dinner. Only Elizabeth can't cook, and trying to keep Jefferson and the viewing public from finding out on a live show may be a little difficult." Trailer: http://www.videodete...necticut/886181 This is my mom and I's favorite christmas movie. There are so many good Schwarzenegger-esque one liners and kooky scenes.