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Ticholas

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Everything posted by Ticholas

  1. please put your pants back on.
  2. if it drips like honey, it must taste like honey.
  3. during my 10,059 days alive on Earth, it's how to count.
  4. by having a seizure.
  5. and crack, Jack.
  6. but your wife's still throwing shit in the kitchen.
  7. said Pinocchihole.
  8. she's just a girl I met in the back alley of Wong's Kitchen.
  9. moist towelette.
  10. balls and call me a snow angel.
  11. ...to make that stripper inside the cake?
  12. what a wonderful world wide web.
  13. and it's UV rays of death!
  14. then go wipe all that shiny shit off your face.
  15. everybody's a Russian to get in.
  16. contaminated by nuclear radiation.
  17. "Pardon me. Are you going to use that baby?" And that's the story of your adoption, son.
  18. Mickey Mouse kneeled down and gracefully whispered in my ear, "Find me some queso little ese."
  19. this is my bowl of Pad Thai.
  20. because his castle was foreclosed upon by the Bank of Honah Lee.
  21. that's why we're eating at Hit By Bus Cafe.
  22. Ticholas

    Lucy Im home...

    ... from labor camp!
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