Ticholas
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Everything posted by Ticholas
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please put your pants back on.
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if it drips like honey, it must taste like honey.
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during my 10,059 days alive on Earth, it's how to count.
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by having a seizure.
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and crack, Jack.
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but your wife's still throwing shit in the kitchen.
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said Pinocchihole.
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she's just a girl I met in the back alley of Wong's Kitchen.
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balls and call me a snow angel.
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...to make that stripper inside the cake?
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what a wonderful world wide web.
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and it's UV rays of death!
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then go wipe all that shiny shit off your face.
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In times like these, I take condolence in my favorite Phish lyric...
Ticholas posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
David Bowie! -
everybody's a Russian to get in.
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That axe you're using to chop wood can also be used as a...
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murder weapon #LifeHack -
contaminated by nuclear radiation.
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"Pardon me. Are you going to use that baby?" And that's the story of your adoption, son.
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Mickey Mouse kneeled down and gracefully whispered in my ear, "Find me some queso little ese."
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this is my bowl of Pad Thai.
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because his castle was foreclosed upon by the Bank of Honah Lee.
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I couldn't get a reservation at Heart Attack Grill...
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that's why we're eating at Hit By Bus Cafe. -
... from labor camp!
