Uterine Helmet

"Well for me there's been, y'know, molestation -- I mean, both ways!" "What do you mean 'both ways'?" Good God I love this podcast so fucking much.

Two weeks ago I had no idea who Zach Reino was, and now, between this and last week's CBB, I more or less insist that he gay-marries me.

Whomever decided that the music cue for NTShabs should be Shabba Ranks deserves an immediate promotion.

Don't yet know the musical guest, but this is an obscene line-up of improvisers and I only hope Dalton doesn't somehow fuck things up.

The notion of a lady confiding to a close friend that she'd recently had her pussy fucked AWAY -- couldn't deal with it. Giggled like a cartoon teapot.

Alright, you win.

"Do you think Jimi Hendrix used a left-handed lawnmower?" really didn't get the reaction it deserved.

Is Mantzoukas watching on, grimacing and shaking his head?

*canonical CBB catchphrase*

Can't listen to this yet, but please tell me that Matty B takes part in the improvisation?

You don't understand. Nobody does.

Thought Gilbert Gottfried was tedious in his sheer inanity. I presume that's the point of him, though, and that I just don't "get it". Anthony and James were fantastic, as I knew they would be, but the cumulative experience with Gottfried in the room was like listening to your favourite band through broken earphones. Felt like a wasted opportunity, maybe just because I know Adomian won't be back for a long time. So it goes.

WHAT?!?

Spontaneanation with Lauren Lapkus, Womp It Up with Jon Daly, and the CBB Holiday Spectacular!??! This Monday is bonkers.

JESUS CHRIST WHERE DOES MY BONER GO