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I'm a Pinas Colada popcorn.

Hans Gruber? I barely Hans Know her!

Hey, nobody, what's the saddest thought you've ever had while looking at your own reflection?

Hey, nobody, truth or dare?

Flaming Hot Cheetos or Andy Capp's Hot Fries and why?

Hey, Jackshit, can you say "wheeze the juice!" the way you imagine a homo would say it?

Get over it, blink. Sheesh

Everyone has to draw pictures for the forums this week.

I'm not actually mad at you tc, I just really wanted to bring up ethnic phone people so the forums would come full circle.

I promised I wasn't going to post after your "cum" outburst, but this shit is too much. Keep my name out of your mouth and maybe you'll get to keep 2 working knee caps. I have non white people I can call up at any second and they will tear your ass up. My ethnic phone people will fuck your day up!

Was this episode good?

A+ coffee joke, Joe Schmo Lerini

Long posts don't have to be good because everyone just looks for their name, hits like, and then forgets about it

You want mean posts, you got it! Nohorseman: smells like horse and even worse, he has a brother. Piemanpie24: not even a pastry wants his stanky ass Thundercock69: thinks he's Zeus in the dick region but he's really Hephaestus Chickneggnogsandwhatever: oh Honlads: not as cool as you think he is and his accent is distracting Aaaaa: leaves a snail trail of bad vibes youngrose: everyone really liked avatar at first, but we forgot about that pretty quickly. Silvrwoman: really bad at being mean. Spunky Foonerism: clever name, literally no substance. Joe Lerini: likes metal, but I assure you metal does not like him Mikebonetti: the italian stallion is past it's prime, ship him to the glue factory Wargen: thinks he's hot shit but just recycles chuck Norris jokes from 7 years ago. Ashley: encapsulates all of the reasons you shouldn't be a vegan. Rose_cream: OK posts, but you're gonna get overshadowed Lizzy: I had a turtle named Lizzy that ran away so fuck you Jacob C.: the C could stand for something funny, but that would make it the funniest thing about him. Jeffreyparties: afraid of commitment, his dad doesn't like him SteveH: Popping out another baby, because the world needs more boring white guys Jackal: the only thing you should be listing is ways to be less of a burden on other peoples psyches Number1cheebahawk: what are you even trying to accomplish here Jack Johnson P.I.: don't you play guitar? I'm sorry, it's hard to keep track of all the boring white guys. Houston: SteveH's son? WheedzCentric: is your name now a reference to 2 completely unrelated moments on the show? Nice Norm: Cut the act, I know you can't wait to unload on these assholes. Or did your balls get cut off? Joe Mcgurl: number 1 handsome boy is the most self indulgent title since KJI decided he was Supreme Leader Chanson: you might be crushing that tasty powder, but I'm crushing those tasty babes Ensendada slime: literally who? eLIZamuffins: your kids are cooler than you are Greggy: podcasts are wonderful, but you sure aren't. Ronnie hog: you've been around a long time and this place has sucked for a long time. Coincidence? Kevin 0'Brien: raps no good smells like old taco lives under dumpster Blink: some say blink and you'll miss him, but I prefer to keep my eyes shut Agata: probably can't fucking skateboard Jon Onyx: probably likes Jar Jar Binks Cargo Shortzenegger: good name change, just kidding Dreamingofhalls: I don't want to be dreamingofdreamingofhalls ever Thejjar: didnt wash his hands last time he peed. Ranran: knows about music enough for people to know that she knows about music Asadasa: would be funny to add extra 'S's but not worth my time mwn: stands for man wants noodles and really needs to lay off the gluten Abear: not really a bear, actually just a guy Zsinjeh: thinks space is cool, but he's really a fool Thomas Fiddlesticks: why are you doing this to us? No one asked you to come here. BRRII: Thinks having a fancy ass name will hide that you're trash Danny Boy Wizard: the most annoying type of ghost Andrew: makes me wish the internet never existed Souprman: quit piggybacking off of my content I love you all very much.

Kieran is probably the best choice tbh.

You should name your baby Amber after that 311 song.

*toother

Soup, you're the only one weird enough to text me when I post my number in the forums, so dont be jealous. Nobody will text me, but Kevin and Silvr both fuck my mom on the reg. This place blows

Oh, shit! He took your not very good post and made it a great post!

This is a good post. Best post of 2016.

oh, cool, people are doing my Dm bit on the forums now.

Keep it chill af.

What does this mean? If Dev doesn't answer can someone please translate for me?

I would love to be friends with Dr. C. Pierson. If you read this hmu, bro. 4128498532