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So, I didn't want to point out that the old episodes didn't go behind the paywall because I didn't want Mr. Scripps to realize he screwed up.

Thoughts on fruit: Bananas are great, they can't be beat Except by strawberries, a delicious treat Apples and oranges are god's delicious candy And I'll take a pear over a real good handy Fruit is nice, and so are you And Eliza, I heard fiber makes you poo! Thoughts on Portland Portland is a place where weed is cool It's also got lots of bridges, you dirty fool Lots of people live there And I don't care Who needs the ocean, when you have a pool.

Sweet use of "sarcasm" which is definitely a smart and funny kind of humor. Keep up the good work.

I'm with Ashley Absinthe in real life. Does anyone have any funny things that I could say? I'm really bombing here.

Is this podcast better than the forums?

That show is spectacular. Every episode this season has been so good. And I bet none of them will be nominated for Emmy's. Carrie Coon, Amy Brenneman, and Regina King have been blowing my mind this season.

This post is a reference to the Chris Rock movie Top Five.

1. Sugarhill Gang 2. Eminem 3. Wale 4. Ice Cube 5. Sir Mix-A-Lot

A girl took off her dress so I'm wearing it.

My favorite Earwolf podcast is The Cracked Podcast because I derive no joy from life.

TWB got a pretty massive GET. I'm very excited to listen and would like to congratulate Agata and July and Gabe on all of their success.

You're a mad genius and should really consider supervillainy because you have excellent planning skills.

I don't wear T-Shirts. I have 7 different flannel shirts and 5 pairs of jeans and two pairs of Khakis.

Speculanianation?

Why can't you have red velvet cake all the time?

Don't know what you're talking about, friend.

Hi, Scuzzman, what's the coolest trick you've ever done?

This is my only post this week.

I'm related to some of the dudes who came from England and said "Ireland is ours now" so I'm reallllllly sorry bout that, HonHon.

The Scuzzman ep is one of the best ever, so I really hope so. It better be a damn great ep, because I'm not listening to the one on the 10th.

I'd rather meet Clint Barton.

I changed my name.

Jeff, Can you say "Wheez the Juice!" Like you imagine a "fuckin' homo" would say it? Thanks for your time.

Jeff, how'd ya like a sweaty hand up your b?

Let's all work together to find Joe a nice wife and make a podcast about it. That sounds like a thin enough premise for a podcast.