JeffBurtMacklinMarra

Really mediocre questions this week. This episode is gonna suck.

Stephanie, ever seen a wild horse? Brandon, does anyone love you?

Stephanie, what's the coolest trick you can do with a basketball? Brandon, are you happy? Look inside yourself, do you feel like you matter? Do you think anyone will remember you when you die?

I'll be a guest. Come find me. Right now. I'm in squirrrrrel hill.

It's not too bad. Chanson used to like me, now he doesn't. The only things that really happened were that my credit score crashed and my parents killed my siblings and then each other.

Just HB aw eye exam. Can't few read comment. How is everyone goin.

Great 1,442nd post.

SHOW US UR DICK!

Quit bein' a fuckin' homo, chikman. (We can't be misogynist anymore, so I'm trying something new for a little bit.) You guys are really queerin' up the joint!

. I do like Feral Audio though. Mostly because Dustin Marshall is a cool bully type who beats up all the wimpy Harmontown dorks.

You won me back, Jack.

I feel like Silvrwoman and I just had an important moment in what is sure to be a lifelong friendship.

Whenever I make a bad post it's not sincere. I'm saying it ironically to make fun of other bad posters. (You know who you are)

This thread has really made me realize something. Women are funny! Sometimes! But I still prefer the comfort I get from straight WASPy new-englanders.

This forum is getting increasingly horned up. I wonder who the first person to post a nude up here will be. I vote Chanson, because he's so Chanson about everything.

I'm starting a podcast called Dollywood Handbook. It's not about Dolly Parton, it's about clone dicks.

And again, DP is NOT catfishing us.

At my last job there was something called Dharma. This has been Jeffrey's monthly Lost reference corner.

Was your guillotine just one of your kids with a steak knife?

I'm afraid that bad things are going to happen to me because of certain people I share a city with.

Thank you, you gave my joke a great payoff that I could never deliver on. I couldn't sleep last night because I knew it was a hanging thread.

This is the first podcast I'm listening to on Howl. I'm a fucking corporate sellout.

That's a joke from a different podcast.

God, will they or won't they? Classic Ross and Rachel over here.

If any of you ever need to talk my number is 412-849-8532. I'm here to help, especially you, souprluvr69.