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Hey, DP, I just wanted to let you know that I liked your post while in my underwear while avoiding getting ready. (This is a callback to last week)

No, it was well made and very funny. Next?

Just finished a private screening of The Martian in 3D because I'm a big deal like that. Any questions about objectionable content in the film?

No, that's a really shallow reason to leave an apartment, and I doubt your roommate actually deserves it. Sometimes people are going to have different interests than you, MC, but that's what makes the world a beautiful place. I think you should really rethink the way you see other people, and maybe they'll rethink the way they see you!

And I'm your new son.

How's church going for you guys?

I'm back. Sorry Kevbot, I like your art. I was just making an (admittedly great) joke. I'm really sorry I hurt your feel- SIKE, I HAD YOU FUCKING GOING THERE DWEEBTARD. SICK SUCK SUCK MY BALLS SUCK SUCK SUCK MY BALLS SUCK SUCK SUCK MY BALLS. P.S. I AM NOT DEAD YET.

It looks like you have a big butt with a dick coming out of its side lol.

Questions for John Oliver, go! Edit: I changed this post.

So, how about that season finale of Review?

I'd like to dedicate my 400th post to our new friend Luke HENDERSON! This guy got unceremoniously dragged into this forum by Souprman, but goddamn did he make an impression. He plays fast and loose with the rules, and his references are on point! He likes podcasts and he doesn't care if we like him. Luke HENDERSON!: 6.9

Yes, no, and maybe. My next post is my 400th. How should I celebrate?

I changed my name, but my new picture won't upload. I'll keep everyone updated on the situation. Does anyone have any questions?

Wheez the Sn'us: 6.8999 So close, buddy.

Too many people are talking about Greggy's podcast now, so I gotta quit listening to it. Sorry, Greggy, I love you, but you're going mainstream, and I don't want my heart to break when you inevitably Scripp yourself out.

You are a filthy f***ing liar. Get the f*** outta here.

My dick looks exactly like Mickey Avalon. Edit: this is the funniest thing I could come up with, mostly because I don't really find sexuality to be a laughing matter. Grow up, RanRan.

On, don't worry about it, honey. It's just a bit. We don't treat women any different here, sweetie.

Well at least you changed your picture. Now you'll get girl bonus likes. This forum disgusts me.

I can't keep up, so I'm requesting SteveH's dad take on the forums so far.

Hey guys, I just wanted to pipe in to say that my name is Jeff.

Ta-Nehisi Coates: 6.9

Mc_khaleezy: 6.9

I'm in the middle of an Andrew and CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD sandwich.

I'm excited for this episode. I'm excited for every episode. I'm excited to talk to you guys again. I'm excited we get to start a new thread, because last weeks is going way too far off the rails. I'm excited Greggy gets to die on his terms. I'm excited to hear Popcorn Gallery questions. I'm excited.