JeffBurtMacklinMarra

Welcome to the forums. Your advertisement was a waste of money. We're like the punk rock nasty kids of comedy podcast forums and your attempts at brainfucking us will not work. Enjoy your stay here, capitalist pig.

This was planned 3 months ago.

Oh, cool, we're doing another one of these extended wordplay bits. Ty Murray, Jewel Guy? James Adomian, Huell guy? Tyler Durden, (spoiler alert) dual guy? Did I do a good job? Do you respect me? Or do you fear disappointing me? Do you fucking fear me? I'll show you all fear. I will be the end of you. All of you...

Pitbull.

Allan, the two "l"s in your name remind me of 9/11. No question, just letting you know.

Cavalier King Charlie Parker Spaniel.

That Dog's a regular Rachel Haden, Petra Haden, Tony Maxwell, and Anna Waronker. (Souprman likes this post)

Is this post a brown kid bringing a home made clock to school in Texas? Because it's the bomb! I'm working on this joke for my hour stand up special.

My favorite cream soda is probably IBC (glass bottles ONLY.) When I made one yesterday I also added a shot of Southern Comfort Gingerbread. I didn't mention that because I didn't want to condone naughty behavior.

2 large scoops vanilla Ice cream 10 oz of your favorite cream soda 1. Place two heaping scoops of vanilla ice cream in a tumbler glass. 2. Top with 10 ounces of your favorite cream soda, slowly as to not over fizz. 3. Enjoy, Baby!

You're solid gold, Mike.

Fuck you, SteveH. http://www.earwolf.com/episode/johnnys-bananas-season-4-writers-room/

This is a reference to a podcast I told you all to listen to. The fact that only 2 people liked this shows that no one listened to me. You're all missing out.

I heard Eggs is homeless and living in the Hustler Superstore bathroom with Bob Einstein.

Some decent real estate here on page 2. I'm going to sell this comment to Chanson eventually.

How do you guys feel about the uncanney valley?

I got told by a punk rock Carnegie Mellon Literature professor that I have the soul of a Gen Xer. How should I feel?

Cool Lucas is my favorite poster.

Anyone who hasn't watched an episode of Celebrity Family Feud is really missing out. I'm watching the Dr. Phil/Garry and Penny Marshall episode. It is fucking insane.

I have absolutely nothing to say, but I feel like if I don't comment something very bad will happen. So..... 4 8 15 16 23 42

Deep Space Feline

Get a room, you two.

Get a room, you two!

If you guys haven't listened to the Rafflecast Johnny's Bananas writers room episodes you should do it. I'm relistening they might be the funniest non-HH things released on Earwolf.

My dad is from Chautauqua county.