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Congrats on a smooth hundo, Chickman. You made it there with only one poorly conceived name change.

One time my mom bought me a clock and it caught on fire when I put a battery in it. It was a great metaphor for our relationship.

Whose questions got read? I haven't listened yet.

Ha! She called him Steven! He doesn't like that! Ha! ElisaMuffins has been mvp this week. At least 3 moderately funny posts.

I'm shipping souprman and Silvrwoman.

There's a woman wearing a full length denim skirt. I don't like to judge people for how they dress, so does anyone else have anything to say about that style?

Sean looks a lot like Timothy Olyphant from Deadwood. I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that* *SteveH did last thread, but I'm taking credit for it.

Another Staten Island Summer reference. Thanks for that, guys.

Edit: I wrote a post, but decided it wasn't good enough to be on the first page. Sorry guys. Joe's post was really funny. Read that again instead.

I quit.

I'm the nice one here, you shitbrained motherfucker. (It's funny because I said I was nice and then said something mean)

I asked them what they would make engineer Sam get a tattoo of. Anastasia and Silvrwoman both favorited it, so I know it must be good.

Not this kind of forum.

I'm worried about Chanson.

So, I finished Staten Island Summer. I was real upset that there wasn't an ending narration. But in case you were wondering Zach Pearlman got drugs and had sex. Will forte rode a wheelchair into a pool. Some cops shot their guns and smoked weed. Fred Armisen blew up some kid with a flamethrower. Bobby Moynihan was so goddamn Scooch and actually really funny. Mean guy got something put in his butt by mob guys. Then attacked by wasps. And probably fatally poisoned. Hot mom fell asleep in a lawn chair. Hot guy realized tomboy was a hot girl so they mashed their faces together. Jim Gaffigan made a great Epcot joke. Main guy had a romantic scene with mob guys daughter. Penny Marshall was in 1 scene. So was Nat Faxon. There are 2 distinct "party montage" scenes within the last 10 minutes. There are 500 plots going on at any given moment. It wasn't terrible. B-/10

It's been 12 hours since anyone posted, so I gotta make a real great post...... geimho

Why?

This is for all of the new people on the forum. This is a starter guide to the roles that some key posters fulfill on the HH message board. Greggy: The funny one Valerie Bryant: The funny one Joe McGurl: The funny one Andy dick Cheney: the funny one Robotam: the funny one Tron_doe: The funny one Chanson: the funny one ElisaMuffinz: the funny one Tarankillumbadguys: the funny one Blink: the funny one Skizelo: the funny one Takehomejoke: the funny one Souprman: the funny one Silvrwoman: the funny one SteveH: fuck SteveH MikeBonetti: the funny one Norm: the funny one Honlads: The unforgettable one Andrew: the funny one Mean Detective: the funny one Nohorseman: the funny one Danny Boy Wizard: the funny one Doctorfrog: the funny one Houston: the funny one Watchayakan: the funny one, eh? Ask me about anyone I've forgotten.

Because Stev likes you, and we have "issues"

Sorry Abraxton, but I don't like you.

I spent 20 minutes transcribing the entire opening narration of Staten Island Summer and I only got 5 likes. This forum sux dix. Jk.

10/10 on this though.

1/10 Steven is in it, but not me.

Just kidding. Burn!

Sorry I upset you, Stephan, I was just making a joke. Love you brother, keep it crispy (Pete Holmes reference)