JeffBurtMacklinMarra

Jamie Bell taped a bunch of rocks to his arms and beat a male prostitute to death.

Kate's alright. She's still on the press tour, but things have been getting a little rougher out there. She told me Mike has been a little lippy and barely tipped the waiter last night. I think Miles is taking it the toughest. He set a taxi cab on fire and drunk dialed J.K. and called him a doodooboy.

Franklin and Bash

I'm eating a bowl of cereal and I wish it had marshmallow Sean and Hayes.

Cool shirts, everyone. Keep up the good work. Mom and I are proud.

Paul also did Indoor Kids today. He's a total nerd but nerds is cool now.

Hapbirse.

That was a slam dunkaroo, friend.

New Superego. Yea.

My last name is Marra so I make a ton of marijuana jokes. Like when someone says marijuana I'm like "Marra wanna what? Marra wanna fuck!" And then lots of attractive people to want to touch my boing boing zone.

Aukerman said Hamburger Sandwich on CBBTV. Think the boys got big bucks for the reference?

Is there too much talk of guys jacking off on the forum right now?

Triple post, but Stefan is getting a lil salty, am I right?

I also buy lots of hand lotion and mouse traps.

Hey, Joe, first time, long time. I gotta say that I hear what you're saying. Too much in this country the liberal powers that be try to shove lies down our throats. I heard one democrap recently say that rich people are the cause of most of the problems in this country, but they've obviously never met me! I spend thousands of dollars a month on toilet paper, slimjims, and toothpicks, so therefore, I've put thousands of dollars into the pockets of minimum wage workers. How do you feel about this accusation? I'll take my answer off the air.

Fuck you, Steven.

I watched the first two eps of the Wet Hot American Summer series. It's good and is a good way to kill time until Tuesday.

Stop it, Steven. I don't want to touch butts with you. I want to have beef and then we release diss tracks to settle the score.

I don't like this post. I'm sorry I made it.

Hmm, like 75% of the female population of this board is about to hook up, and I'm not one to be outshined by a lady, so any dudes wanna suck on my big ol' tongue and touch butts?

Great 500th post.

Doughboys. The Spoonman and Lil Wiges the Burgerboy kill it every week.

Yo, that's racist!

Dear Diarrhea, Is this forum OK with poop jokes? I know some people dislike bathroom humor, but I think it can be funny on occasion. I'm just trying to be liked by this group of nice and funny people, but sometimes I feel like I'm not good enough. I don't know what I'm dooing here. I just wanna be loved, is that OK? Maybe some bidet I'll fit in somewhere, but for now, I'm just farting around. This is a really bad joke, and isn't going to help my cause. Love, Jeffrey's panties. Pee.S. Sorry for eating that chili dog yesterday

Just saw a guy wearing a tee that had a picture of Abe Lincoln wearing sunglasses with the caption "Totally gonna four-score tonight!" Thoughts on this? Do we need podcasts anymore when T-shirt humor is that good? Really questioning the place of humor in modern society now.