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Going to buy a glass table.

Some nice Wain-Scotting at 59:30. Also, fuck you, SteveH.

I don't want to take part in the hang out and won't be posting my email address. Also, SteveH, do you wanna be forum enemies? I think it could be a funny thing and if we go into next week with this in mind we could probably post some quality content.

http://zippythepinhead.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/sundays/images/071308.gif I listened to the TWB episode with Brett from Scattered Suns and wanted to post this comic strip.

I posted my phone number a few weeks ago, and no one called me. SteveH has fucking ties to the fucking top. Secret society's and shit. That's why he has a picture of him with GWB in his office and mansion. Edit: This was just a thinly veiled excuse to share my True Detective season 2 theory.

What if Hayes asked PGQs on the Reddit? Wouldn't that be funny?

I did NOT SEE that coming. P.s. when and how did I become a nazi? I'm not arguing, just curious.

Moved to a less shady area and lost a lot of its charm in the process. They apparently released a book about it.

It moved out to the middle of nowhere. Munhall. More like Dumbhall.

I got hired by Smallman Street Deli, but I got a call back from a better job the day I got hired. So I told em "leave MEATalone, I'm just gonna ROLL on outta here, this was a miSTEAK!" Edit: I never like my own posts, but this was so fucking quality.

Turkey and stuffing?

There is nowhere to get a Banh Mi in Pittsburgh. We just decided to allow Ramen, so it should be a few years.

You guys ever put french fries on a sandwich? We do that here. We also put them on salads.

Hey, Joe, can I call you Joe? I can be your bro if you'll have it. I can make an audition tape if you want. Do you have any preliminary questions you want answered? I might not be the most popular poster, and I might not always be around, but I've got heart. And heart is hard to come by in this crazy, fucked up world of ours. Much love, JeffreyParties.

420 posts Reef it up, reefheads.

Besser should have a movie parody show. Between this and his Whiplash episode of I4H, he knows how to make fun of great movies.

Hey, Soupy. How's it going? This was a great ep, am I right?

The forums are about 10% as funny as the show this week, which is probably an all time high.

I called SteveH a good person and he didn't like the post so I take it back.

I still think you're a great person, Steve

My favorite uncle died a couple of years ago. He was some kind of ex-mercenary action hero. When he got old he started selling RVs. He used to play video games with me, and he bought me Morrowind when I was a lil boy. He always played as a character named Qwerty. When he died I got all of his DVDs and games. He had the worst fucking taste in movies and I lost all respect that I ever had for him. He owned "The Last Airbender", both "Ghost Riders", and " Green Lantern!"

It's funny because your name has chanson in it.

Dreamscopeapp.com/I/898371 This is me dressed as John Gabrus as a tool album cover.

Nice. I think the three months we spent writing this bit really paid off.

We're on page 10 now, so it seems like a perfect time to go off the rails with some crazy irreverent conversation. So.... What's everyone's favorite fruit?