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I love you all.

He knows that NOW! You coulda helped before Hayes screwed up.

Pauly Shore again, our close friend.

So, Channing Tatum is a shitty space Witcher?

Hey, guys, I'm gonna watch Jupiter Ascending tonight because of Paul Scheer (from this podcast, episode 59). Any tips on watching movies good? Edit: I misspelled a word, I'm sorry.

Before the episode is even up. Super first.

I looked up Fat Sal's and every item they mention is actually real. Including "the big fat fatty"

Don, what's the best part of a Dodger Dog?

SPOILER ALERT!

So, remember Valerie's script about a grocery store? That was hilarious. I think it was Valerie, but I'm not sure.

I accidentally posted the same thing twice, so I'm editing this post into a cool ass hip hop song bout this podcast. Sean and Hayes are cool ass dudes They aren't even very rude Unless you're an engineer You don't got nothing to fear These rad ass bros don't bite {Ooh, what up, ooh red carpet} Educating fools is their one true quest And they'll bring along the coolests guests Like Matt Gourley. And some girlies. Because Sean and Hayes respect both genders. Yea! Chorus: Ooh what up, walk the red carpet. Ooh yea yea, loving the showbiz. Ooh what up, rock the red carpet. Ooh yea yea, party tonight!!! (Saxophone solo) Fade the fuck out.

You're being good people right now. Good job, people.

Is this still a podcast?

Aloha? More like hell-no-ha.

Fuck, this year has been monumental.

...Sean Clements and Dominic Dierkes. I hope they come back soonish. They were some of the funniest and are great when Matt's doing his case closed calls and rants. I hope it doesn't take another national tragedy to bring them back.

Haven't even started the episode and I'm laughing at the idea of Mike Mitchell as BB-8

I got that new Witchster game. Video games are scary stuff and I think that Kumail Nanjiani guy is a bad influence on me.

Favorite episode: The Scuzzman or Middlyditch Favorite film: Jaws Favorite TV Show: The news Favorite Band: Andrew Jackson Jihad Favorite City: Circuit Red or Turquoise: turquoise, cuz that's a gem. Famous person I'd kiss on the cheek: Melissa Joan Heart or Jesse Eisenberg Fave number before 70: is this just a trap to get me to say 69? Fuckin pervin out. Joe and Tim's celeb name: Cup o' Joe from Tim Horton's. Cool rating: A+

Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?

Hey, boys, why don't you professor blast off over to their forums. Jk, you're cool guys.

Hey, everyone, what's your favorite kind of mustard?