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Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
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Jeff, you've been good. Possibly even great. People named Jeff are destined for greatness, so you'll probably have a huge amount of success in everything you do. Best wishes, homie. Bye!
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Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I'm going to try to have more funny status updates, because I desperately want you people to like me. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Facebook.com/Jeff.Marra Have fun, pals. Also, JC, I'm 22 also, we should kiss or something. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Guys, I went camping, now I'm tired and am gonna nap. I hope you all had a good weekend. Love you all. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I'm thinking of starting a podcast where I review produce. Hour long episodes breaking down exactly what makes a fruit or vegetable great. You can all be guests. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I enjoyed the script. I really think you captured my defining character trait of saying something not funny then disappearing. -
Episode 26 — Jeff Garlin
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to JulyDiaz's topic in By The Way, In Conversation with Jeff Garlin
Who wants to fight? -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I changed my mind. Ill start a feud on the By the Way boards. Probably with Jeff Garlin. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I really wish I had a feud going. It would be some sweet sweet publicity. Greggy, wanna fight? -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Sorry, I didn't mean to be so harsh, friends. I got stung by a wasp, so I was in a sour mood. -
Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Last time I checked Hollywood wasn't in fucking England or the UK or whatever the fuck it's called. Nobody gives a shit about your "chips" everyone. So shut the fuck up. -
Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I found a secret compartment with a bloody clown wig. There's also a pay stub for 3 first class tickets to Cabo paid with my credit card. This is bigger than just Patsmear. -
Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Android, and it is pretty slow. Probably an old O.S. I think someone from the forum is behind this. -
Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I think I've been buried alive. Help. I'm in a wooden box and the air is getting thin. All I have is this smartphone that only allows me to access this forum. Please find me. I don't know where I've been for the past 4 days. -
Episode 137 — Porta Potty Sushi
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to JulyDiaz's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I get what you're saying, but the guys who make huge leaps and make the show absolutely absurd. Imagine the insanity that would happen if Horatio Sanz, Zach Woods, Paul Rust, and Sean Clements all did a show together. -
Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I got a job at a movie theater and I get free popcorn now. I think I get "the Popcorn Gallery" now. I've eaten 7 buckets of popcorn and I'm thinking clearer than ever. -
Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Hey guys, I lost interest in you people for a few days, so fill me in on anything exciting that you guys have said in the past week. Please keep it short and sweet. -
Episode 14 — Staind Glass
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to JulyDiaz's topic in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head
It's a shame no one had any idea that Brandon Boyd from Incubus is playing Jesus in the "arena rock spectacular" Jesus Christ: Superstar. -
Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Sometimes I let my girl sit in when I'm commenting on the forums. I realize now that she messes up the vibe of the board. I'm gonna break up with her. Hopefully she doesn't get all fucktarded and sad and start whining about it. No Hablo crybaby. #savethedrama #forobama -
Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Also, I'm probably gonna out everyone's real celebrity identities next week, so prepare for that shit storm. -
Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Actually that's just a picture I snapped when me and the Hanks boys were goofin around and gettin froyo. -
Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I refuse to hear any forum members voice. I assume all of you are actually a-list celebrities like I am, and I don't want the illusion shattered. I'm actually Jeff Bridges. -
Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Mr Wain, you''ve worked with Jennifer Aniston before, did you know she was the first person I masturbated to? -
Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend
JeffBurtMacklinMarra replied to agata's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Blood. Just blood.