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JeffBurtMacklinMarra

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  1. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    #2manyhashtags
  2. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Announcing Earwolf's New CEO

    Jeff, you've been good. Possibly even great. People named Jeff are destined for greatness, so you'll probably have a huge amount of success in everything you do. Best wishes, homie. Bye!
  3. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    I'm going to try to have more funny status updates, because I desperately want you people to like me.
  4. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Facebook.com/Jeff.Marra Have fun, pals. Also, JC, I'm 22 also, we should kiss or something.
  5. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Guys, I went camping, now I'm tired and am gonna nap. I hope you all had a good weekend. Love you all.
  6. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    I'm thinking of starting a podcast where I review produce. Hour long episodes breaking down exactly what makes a fruit or vegetable great. You can all be guests.
  7. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    I enjoyed the script. I really think you captured my defining character trait of saying something not funny then disappearing.
  8. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 26 — Jeff Garlin

    Who wants to fight?
  9. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    I changed my mind. Ill start a feud on the By the Way boards. Probably with Jeff Garlin.
  10. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    I really wish I had a feud going. It would be some sweet sweet publicity. Greggy, wanna fight?
  11. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Sorry, I didn't mean to be so harsh, friends. I got stung by a wasp, so I was in a sour mood.
  12. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 36 — John Cochran, Our Close Friend

    Last time I checked Hollywood wasn't in fucking England or the UK or whatever the fuck it's called. Nobody gives a shit about your "chips" everyone. So shut the fuck up.
  13. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    I found a secret compartment with a bloody clown wig. There's also a pay stub for 3 first class tickets to Cabo paid with my credit card. This is bigger than just Patsmear.
  14. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    Android, and it is pretty slow. Probably an old O.S. I think someone from the forum is behind this.
  15. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    I think I've been buried alive. Help. I'm in a wooden box and the air is getting thin. All I have is this smartphone that only allows me to access this forum. Please find me. I don't know where I've been for the past 4 days.
  16. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 137 — Porta Potty Sushi

    I get what you're saying, but the guys who make huge leaps and make the show absolutely absurd. Imagine the insanity that would happen if Horatio Sanz, Zach Woods, Paul Rust, and Sean Clements all did a show together.
  17. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 35 — Mikal Cronin, Our Close Friend

    I got a job at a movie theater and I get free popcorn now. I think I get "the Popcorn Gallery" now. I've eaten 7 buckets of popcorn and I'm thinking clearer than ever.
  18. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    Hey guys, I lost interest in you people for a few days, so fill me in on anything exciting that you guys have said in the past week. Please keep it short and sweet.
  19. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 14 — Staind Glass

    It's a shame no one had any idea that Brandon Boyd from Incubus is playing Jesus in the "arena rock spectacular" Jesus Christ: Superstar.
  20. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 34 — David Wain, Our Close Friend

    Sometimes I let my girl sit in when I'm commenting on the forums. I realize now that she messes up the vibe of the board. I'm gonna break up with her. Hopefully she doesn't get all fucktarded and sad and start whining about it. No Hablo crybaby. #savethedrama #forobama
  21. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Also, I'm probably gonna out everyone's real celebrity identities next week, so prepare for that shit storm.
  22. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Actually that's just a picture I snapped when me and the Hanks boys were goofin around and gettin froyo.
  23. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    I refuse to hear any forum members voice. I assume all of you are actually a-list celebrities like I am, and I don't want the illusion shattered. I'm actually Jeff Bridges.
  24. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Mr Wain, you''ve worked with Jennifer Aniston before, did you know she was the first person I masturbated to?
  25. JeffBurtMacklinMarra

    Episode 33 — Anders Holm, Our Close Friend

    Blood. Just blood.
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