JeffBurtMacklinMarra

Shit, I didn't see this until now. Hopefully you didn't get too scared from your rock hard shaft and do something stupid. I'm sorry, friend.

Zoukz's improv style really shows why he's one of the best CBB guests.

I really think we need a Kremer/Weitzman episode. I need to hear those two minds collide. Maybe even Lee and Armen.

High five. I see you like beers from your headshot, let's get beers sometime. Preferably a super nasty ipa.

Also, erections are still just blood.

I have an erection from imagining myself as a tween.

So do I owe Mr. Holm a percentage of whatever I make from now on?

I remember he used to always say "wax on, shirt off!" and then pull down some babes tube top. I'm pretty sure he got Kyra Sedgwick with that like 50 times. I think they have a kid together now.

Hey, friend, I'm not taking you as a fool. As handbookers, it's our responsibility to educate each other. I'm just trying to help you out. I care about you guys. I want to use my science knowledge to "help a brotha out."

Erections are just blood. Just so you know.

Hey, great spiderman talk in this ep. Anyone who wants to hear talk about spiderman should listen to this. Thanks.

Could Armen please be the guest when Howard returns? I really need to hear those two minds collide.

I really took offense to Matt Besser's comments on todays Improv4noonebecauseyourshowsucks. He referred to Sean as just "Clements" multiple times. He obviously has no respect for this show, or any of us. Please have Matt Besser on the show so he can address what he said and apologize. He's pissed off the wrong people.

Yes.

Wow, man, you're really a sick fuck, puttin' stuff like that on this board. This isn't a halloween spookhouse, so keep this stuff outta here.

Sean really has some sort of death wish, and I'm not talking about the movie death wish! First he goes on that atheist rant a few weeks ago, and now he starts spreading incendiary rumors about Shakespeare! The Church of England is NOT going to be happy, and I wouldn't be surprised if the entire Earwolf network is shut down in the next week! We're all probably on some damn watch list because we listen to this show! Good luck, everyone, we're gonna need it.

Jeez, I thought that these guys were movie men, but for some reason, the know so much about footballs, and not just movie footballs. What's next, are we gonna find out that the know real samurai sword moves and not just fake stuff like kannu raves?

Hey, Jeff, cool name, even cooler negotiation techniques. You and Scott Arbitrationman really bust out some nasty contracts. Sike! Major Fail!

Just listened to this for the second time, and would like to say, that Scott is fucking amazing in this episode. He was hilarious from start to finish in this one. So many quick jokes and hilarious moaning.

Warning: do not listen to at work or somewhere where you wanna be quiet. I spent the last 100 minutes trying to stifle my laughter. Good luck, fellow listeners.

Just got to the moment where Don says he "saw a young girl wandering around the earwolf studios" and I am fearing for the worst/best.

Seriously, everyone should watch that first episode. It was one of the funniest shows I have ever seen, and is delightfully twisted in a way that only Andy Daly can be. 5 stars.

I died at "Women" *H.R. Giger moans* Also, I wonder if Pope Benny D. had any interaction with Bill Carter's child soldier program, and if he did, did he feel bad about it?

The Sloppy Timmy PSA was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

This has exceeded my expectations in every way. I assumed it was going to be more of a scripted sketch based show, but am pleasantly surprised. Its also way longer than I expected. Also, Betsy Sodaro's poem had me laughing so damn hard. I can't wait for next week.