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I'm officially putting in my bid to become the CEO of midroll media. My first act as CEO would be to cut up all of the shoes on the wall and make them into a quilt that would be big enough for 3-4 people to snuggle underneath of. This quilt would be draped over top of all podcast hosts and their guests at the beginning of each episode, and would remain in place until each podcast recording has finished. I would also make someone make the Howl App better. If this post gets more than 10 likes, Scripps will have no choice but to crown me king of podcasts, and all podcasts will be under my control. Thank you.

Good episodes of many good podcasts this week but the goodest was by Sean and Hayes. Also, "Chason" is kind of funny, but Chanson is a good friend of mine. If I hear that any of your barbs caused him to shed a single goddamn tear, I will find you, and I will make you pay for what you've done.

*you're

Hold up, everyone shut the fuck up for a minute! I noticed a few of you newbies are posting and you aren't liking my posts. Who the fuck do you think you are? I've been a part of this forum for a long damn time. Longer than any of you shit brains. If this place doesn't shapen up real soon, I'm going to get my close personal friend Dan Engler to do it for me.

Specifically not liking this post so people know my feelings are legitimately hurt.

Damn, Mike, You know one of us is gonna have to clean up the obliterated remains of originalEskimoBoosterStation, right? Took this sucker straight past roasted into straight up burnt territory. Love, JEFFREYPARTIES

I made a video for you all. Thanks, have a good night. https://youtu.be/O5CaaCgNZlw

July fuckin killing it. Hope this ep is good. If it isn't, we'll have to live in a world where a bad episode of Hollywood Handbook exists. The very thought is utterly chilling! ~JEFFREYPARTIES

Welcome to the forums, Golly. I'm JeffreyParties. I'm a bit of an old pro at this, so if you want any tips on how to be better at posting, just ask me. Not that I'm saying you need to be better at posting, but just give it some thought, kid. Much love. P.S. fix your picture.

Dank

Good job on this episode, everyone. Big fan of all of your questions and the guest was definitely a person who exists on this plane of reality. All in all, a very OK ep. 10/10

Mikey, you wanna join our slack chat room?

Mike, any fun stories from the set of Brotherly Love? How is Joey doing?

The forums reached critical mass when Adam Sachs got confused by my funny and smart post. Get out of here, Hayes. It's over.

Awe, man, someone did this bit in the HH forum last week and it was soooo damn good. Post got more than 20 likes! I don't think your post will, though, because the one from last week was sooooooo much better

Hey, everyone, it's me Jeff, one of the most popular and long standing Hollywood Handbook posters. This is a good episode of a pretty good podcast. I hope everyone enjoys it, qand also enjoys the fact that you're stuck with me for this whole week.

:slightly_smiling_face:

I may or may not have an Earwolf project coming out in the next couple of weeks.

Did you know Chanson is a real person who sometimes posts on this very forum?

Ugh, Adam Sachs is one of the hackiest CEOs around. His business decisions are hot shehorned message business garbage that appeals to Buzzfeed demographics. Every time he tries to convey a message through one of his far fetched episodes of The Wolfden on a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE it induces pure cringe because, unlike a Peter Levin, he fucking bombs at nuance or doing justice to any of his issues. His delivery is clumsy too/. Stop trying to make him a thing, Hayes and Sean.

I'm glad I don't have any stake in all the PC talk. Remember Arkham Knight, you elitist assholes!?

Pieman, Congrats on the proversion, and thanks for the twitter love. Keep it crispy! (That's a reference to the podcast You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes. Anyone listen to that new episode with the football guy?)

If Sean and Hayes want to keep my attention they'll make a tournament comparing major corporations with arbitrary rules that they can change at any moment.

This guy is f*ckin nuts!

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