Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular

[Episode 463 - 2016 Holiday Spectacular]

Is it really Christmas without Lauren Lapkus?

[Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?]

Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?

[Episode 455 - The Washington Monugents Reunite]

or, technically, Mr Show S04E07 (4:56) https://youtu.be/01O62CDOKUE?t=4m56s

[To quote the immortal bard, "I ain't never gonna die, motherfuckers!"]

To quote the immortal bard, "I ain't never gonna die, motherfuckers!"

[Sick Prius, Bro.]

Sick Prius, Bro.

[Episode 452 - Pow! Pow! Power Wheels!]

good choice of la croix flavor, scott

[Episode 79 - Madrid: Live from Outside Lands 2016 (w/ Fred Armisen, Craig Cackowski, Tawny Newsome, Little Janet Varney)]

I would argue that a cheeseburger is maybe more than just a sandwich, but is still definitely a sandwich.

[Episode 447 - These Are the Worst]

I think talking shit about a guest before you've even listened to their episode is pretty obviously a dick move.

[Episode 76 - A Summer Theatre Camp in Michigan (w/ Nicole Parker, Shulie Cowen, Mark McConville, Tawny Newsome)]

Nicole Parker is delightful, if that interview had lasted the entire episode I don't think I would have minded. Great episode all around.

 

Now, this individual you have tried to pawn your ACTUAL card off to is really off-put and pretending to examine your credit card and ID with the hardened-eye of an FBI fraud investigator. This charade carries on until you are either bursting red in the face, or nod, dully satisfied in the rigid standards of the pimply 15 year-old, managing the register at a walgreen's, natural eye for multi-layer counterfeiting.

 

Walgreens sells alcohol (in California at least) and medicine. The clerks know how to check a fucking drivers license, it's a routine part of their job.

 

Also, the Brian Wilson mention reminds me of when I saw one of the two competing touring versions of Black Flag a few years back and they spent the first 10 minutes or so talking shit about Greg Ginn. That was a weird rift.

[He's a monster in the sack. Don't open it, he's dangerous and it wasn't easy getting him in there.]

He's a monster in the sack. Don't open it, he's dangerous and it wasn't easy getting him in there.

[Sorry buster, but those two cans of Dr Pepper in your cargo short pockets still can't mend a broken heart.]

Sorry buster, but those two cans of Dr Pepper in your cargo short pockets still can't mend a broken heart.

[I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of toilet paper at my house, can I use your bathroom?]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of toilet paper at my house, can I use your bathroom?

[Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but picture frames. The art museum will never see us coming.]

Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but picture frames. The art museum will never see us coming.

[first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you die]

first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you die

[Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle]

Sorry everyone, the verdict is in, you can only write lengthy passionate posts if they're negative. If they're positive you're just being a white knight.

[I haven't watched CBS since those fuckers cancelled Muppet Babies.]

I haven't watched CBS since those fuckers cancelled Muppet Babies.

[He reads a catchphrase for Comedy Bang Bang. What happens next will leave you speechless.]

He reads a catchphrase for Comedy Bang Bang. What happens next will leave you speechless.

[My name is Jesus Junior. Jesus is my dad, God is my grandpa. Let me tell you, life is pretty swell here in the good old US of A.]

My name is Jesus Junior. Jesus is my dad, God is my grandpa. Let me tell you, life is pretty swell here in the good old US of A.

[EPISODE 27 - Underneath the Eiffel Tower: Live from Largo]

"I wish we could see food the way children see food: as a chore to be endured."

Paul's off the cuff monologues are better than most actual stand up sets.

[EPISODE 23 - A Miami Record Store In 1967]

First you promote oxy bumps then you move straight to heroin? That's a slippery slope Paul.

[EPISODE 370 — The Brochelor]

Developing iOS apps is much easier and quicker than developing Android apps because you know the specs of the phones you're developing for. Android, you do not, so you need to work on making something that runs decently across thousands of devices rather than something that runs great on a few. For many reasons, it's much easier to make an iOS version first, then port it to Android while getting user feedback.

 

Sucks that Android users get treated as second-class citizens, but if you had to develop the same thing twice, and you know one version is going to take a lot longer with worse results, which would you prioritize?

[EPISODE 16 - An Intergalactic Performing Arts School]

Eban going into "If I only had a heart" while robot Paul complains about not having emotions was genius

[Who do you have to fuck to get a good meal around here? ...]

...I'm hungry and confused about our new sexual currency.

[You can't see me, but I can see you. You have mustard on your face, Steven.]

You can't see me, but I can see you. You have mustard on your face, Steven.

[EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally]

Everyone seems to agree that Santa can't be killed, but I thought the Santa Clause movies established that the title is passed on through bloodshed. Or are those movies not canonical?