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danpinto

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  1. Maybe Tilda Swinton just doesn't own a bed?

  2. People are complaining that the new JJ Abrams Star Trek is full of explosions. It's like they didn't watch the first JJ Abrams Star Trek.

  3. Remember that episode of Coach where he flew to an unnamed country to recruit a kicker? You shouldn't. Cause no one remembers that episode.

  4. The more swords a man owns, the less likely he is of getting laid. This rule does not apply to ninjas or vikings.

  5. The two biggest hurdles against the legalization of gay marriage are religion and government. One of many reasons I oppose both.

  6. Who's your favorite member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers?

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