danpinto
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A British author must escape a horde of Muslim extremists armed with nothing but a bike in: Premium Rushdie
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A man got on the train repeating the name "Channing Tatum" out loud to himself. Now he's rapping about "keeping it gangster"
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Aim for the moon cuz if you fail you'll likely drift aimlessly in space until you run out of food/water/oxygen and die a very painful death.
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Contrary to popular belief, I am not a ninja turtle. Even though I A) love pizza, am a ninja master and C) live in the sewer.
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I never watched 20th Century Fox's "Rio" but I assume it is a Duran Duran biopic featuring lots of birds.
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I uninstalled instragram from my phone and, with that, gave up any dream of pursuing a career in photography.
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I wonder if gay people think about straight sex as much as straight people seem to think about gay sex?
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If you contact me for work and your email ends with "Xx" or "420," I will not be working for you.
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In Mulan, the song "A Girl Worth Fighting For" is sung by Mulan and her fellow soldiers but 2 of those soldiers are clearly gay.
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Is she a good girl because she's crazy 'bout Elvis? Or is she a good girl AND she's crazy 'bout Elvis? We need answers, Petty!