danpinto

A spam bot favorited my tweet. Weird. http://t.co/vSxv2FHCZI

Actually, it's more like a Jurassic Park 4 elevator pitch.

I bet that guy I saw yesterday wearing a weird St Paddy's day Dr Suess hat named Josh.

A man got on the train repeating the name "Channing Tatum" out loud to himself. Now he's rapping about "keeping it gangster"

Who's your favorite member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers?

Remember that episode of Coach where he flew to an unnamed country to recruit a kicker? You shouldn't. Cause no one remembers that episode.