Andy Dick Cheney

1 Hour 18 Minutes into the episode. Wait a minute........ Flip 118 around 8 - 1 - 1 = 6 6 is the first number in 666 The Sign of the Apocalypse!! Are Sean and Hayes and Scott and Squarespace and Earwolf trying to further the agenda of Satan?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eh, I'm OK with it.

My real name is Wendie Malick1 but I used my lack of creativity to ape the style of username made famous by beloved forum members like Toby Keith Sweat and Michael Bay of Pigs so my opinion is irrelevant on this topic. AND you didn't mention Valerie or honlands Zazu so get your head in the game. 1 Yes THE Wendie Malick

Me: When is International Men's Day? Girlfriend: Every day is International Men's Day!?!?!?!?! LOL Me: Good One. P.S. I don't actually have a girlfriend obviously. The premise required me to have one.

Kumail, What's your Raison d'être? Mine is cheese.

Well it seems I made myself look like a dumb fooooooooool. Soz babes.

Well done on your success Dixon

Furst!!! Edit 1: Shoot I spelled "Firts" wrong. Edit 2: Darn. I did it again. UGH. Edit 3: Guh! Turns out I wasn't actually first. Edit 4: Wait a second. Is first even a thing people do in comments sections anymore? Edit 5: Bloody heck. I don't think it is. Edit 6: Golly gee. I accidentally quoted myself. Edit 7: I better delete all this and go back to bed or none of the other cool board members will think I'm a happening guy anymore. Edit 8: Cripes!! My delete button on my expensive computer isn't working. Now I'm in trouble. I better pay a visit to the Geek Squad. Edit 9: Dang. Best Buy is closed until 9AM. Edit 10: Remember when people posted "First" on comments threads. That was truly the golden age of the internet. Edit 11: WOW!! Is that Drake Bell pulling over in his Porsche and rolling down the window? Edit 12: It is!! I'm going to ask him how Josh Peck lost all that darn weight from his butt. Edit 13: ARGH!! Drake Bell just put his cigar out in my eye and now he's stabbing me with a Nickelodeon pen and laughing. HELP ME!! Edit 14:

It sure is

Ah but what about Hunky Dorys? The young pretender to the Tayto empire. Edit: This literally came on d'telly as I was typing. Cray-Z:

All banter and tomfoolery aside, that is pretty much exactly how it is here in Ireland.

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Oh boy, a Pro Version!! I hope Greggy doesn't track me down, beat me up with his fist and then steal my pro version. That would be not good. As long as he doesn't realise I'm actually Wendie Malick and I'm pretty easy to find in Hollywood.

I stumbled on this while searching for Mug gifs:

Oh you better believe Andy has met celebrities.

Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it. I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known. And yo'self?

Baby you know it. Hoping HH can give me tips on how to land the Late Late hosting gig.

My sister made me a HH T Shirt for my day of birth seeing as there STILL ISN'T ONE AVAILABLE IN THE EARWOLF STORE:

Hi Betsy Ghostbusters is full of women now. Are ghosts too scary for men now?

Dear Birthday Boys. I find it very awkward when people sing Happy Birthday to me. What do you think about the military industrial complex?

I was super looking forward to listening to this. I thought "Hey. I'm a gonna learn so much from listening to Sean & Hayes give advice to regular Joes like these 3 engineers. My dad was an eningeer. He built bridges so i know what that's like". But to see the way the engineers blatantly blew their chance to drink from the cup of knowledge!! I was outraged, ashamed outraged and even a little scared. How Dare they even?

Jessica, have you actually seen the actual debt ceiling. Is it actually beige? I heard it was beige but I'm not sure.

Sinbad episode? No. Singreat episode more like it! BOOM! I nailed that one harder than they nailed jesus to that cross roughly 1980 years ago if rumours are to be believed.

Alex. Which Gilmore Girl was the best? One was the mother but I always thought they were more like cool sisters. Please help.

Sean getting married is just like Clooney marrying a normal. Super cool, suave move for such a famous icon of American culture.