Andy Dick Cheney

Great day. A really fun episode of the podcast "Hollywood Handbook". Good guest. She really enjoyed hanging with The Boys. My dear friend Jackal got a shoutout. This, coupled with condoms with my face on them, should get him super laid. And ChicknSandwich finally got taken down a peg or two. And it's always a delight to hear the warmth in Sean's voice when he says Andrew's name. There's 6 new episodes of Alan Partridge. I just had some nice toast and a stinger bar. AND we don't have to listen to ran blabber on about her FUCKING birthday anymore. Get over it. We all have them.

Hi Jack I will. You got condoms bro?

Guest, I've heard people say "It's not the size of it but what you do with it that matters" but what if it's small and you slap people in the face with it and it doesn't make that satisfying "THWUNK" sound? Then surely the size does matter. *

I'm reminded of the time Spunky said something really funny in a New Orleans restaurant and the mayor overheard him and immediately gave him a gold popular star and they did a parade for him and everyone had a great time and it made the front page of the wall street journal and you could see dixon crying in the corner of the photo. Oh but dixon got a few likes on a forum. wow.

oh wow they all say "skellington" call me when Dix does something that isn't completely shite. joke of a poster.

Edit: Had to edit this post because it was super lame. It was like it was written by a newb as opposed to an ICON. Sorry if i let anyone down. Anyway, another fun episode of the popular podcast Hollywood Handbook released exclusively on the Earwolf network every Tuesday.* *(Except that one time. Remember that time? Trauma.com - Is trauma.com a good saying? I dont think so)

Had some great questions lined up to finally get on the esteemed Popcorn list but I accidentally deleted them:

HEYNONGMAN! U r all stupid like this show. Zero laughs. (I've decided to become a troll for a while)

I think that's why Patrick Swayze is dead now

Sending love and respect to the reigning #1 Handsome Boy

yes

Unfortunately I had to do this owing to the poor quality of this week's guest. Hopefully tomorrow makes me change my mind. JK

Thanks for the gif babes. Usually I'm loath to use one of my precious posts on a simple yet powerful "Thank You" for fear it will negatively affect my frankly stunning ratio of which I'm so proud and have tattooed on my butt but in this instance I have broken with tradition because your gif, my dear Zsinjeh, was fuckin mega and it deserved to be on display again for all to see.

What a lineup! Was so excited for this ep that I was having crazy dreams Or maybe I was just getting Inceptioned again Good thing the gif wasn't from 5 minutes earlier. Just filthy stuff altogether. You know through my vibrant, vivid prose just how erotic I can be so just imagine what i was dreaming about. Might even have involved those 2 famous numbers. You know the ones. The sexiest of numbers.............

I'm really looking forward to listening to this when it drops. I think as long as Ranran, Jmonsterface, Kevin O'Brien, Robotam, Greggy, Sillylillyquee, Burdrulz, Tim and souprman didn't get through it will be a great listen. If they did, i might just sit this one out.

You know I can't stay up past midnight, Hayes. Everyone knows. Alan: "Hey ranran. Can I stay up past midnight?" Ranran: "Of course not. Everyone knows that. You know that Jmo. Don't you?" JMosnterface: "Tsuh. Sheesh. Everyone knows that. Just like everyone knows me and Bear ain't the same person." Bear: "Did someone say my name! Also it's after 11 in Ireland, Alan. You can't stay up much later than this."

Make sure you mention my name in any phone calls to enter the sweepstakes. The caller who mentions me the most times will win a signed copy of my new book "Why Am I? And Are You?" Also why wouldn't you call in and talk to the hosts of the greatest podcast, Hollywood Handbook: Sean Clements: & Hayes Davenport:

Portland? More like..... Um. No. I don't have any... WAIT. Portland? More like Fartland. No that's terrible even for me. Portland? More like..... Forget it

*Just checking to see if I can post any old nonsense and still rack up the "likes". I'm starting to wonder if my wild popularity is simply because of who i am or if my posting is still "Cheeky Nandos" level. Loved this ep as much as I love 69% of you. It was great having the boys back together and I was content with the content. Laughing out LOUD Now imagine this: Batman vs Superman but it's Hayes vs Sean. Imagine how many box offices THAT would do, Can you imagine. Could I BE any more excited. I said that like Dandler from the hit TV show F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Some probs don't remember but it was gr8 Bye

The ONLY ratio I care about is laughs per episode. Anything else is meaningless except **** to **** ***** ** **** ****** *** ***** , of course