Andy Dick Cheney

This started off as a good idea but oh boy did it became arduous and sloppy and a bit of a waste of time. Oh well. I did it at work so at least baby got paid!! AMIRIGHT BROS!!! And I had a sweet 2 and a half hour best of to listen to as well. In case you want to zoom in on yourself: http://imgur.com/70jyEIC

I made a poster of myself on the dirty dancing poster today but I cut out my hands for some reason and now it looks a tad weird. I still look cool but I have no hands. Hands are important for dancing. Looking cool is important too. I put it on my Facebook in the hope that some girls I fancy see it and think to themselves "WOW. He's good at dancing and has at least a basic knowledge of Photoshop." Then I thought to myself "You've got too much time on your hands." I then realised I have no hands and had a pretty good laugh to myself. Halfway between a chuckle and a guffaw. Gave me a boost for the rest of the day. Also the CBB episode with our boys was good and I enjoyed it as I'm sure did all of you. Oh, and Norm on Letterman on Friday night was truly a great moment in comedy history.

Hangouts remind me of the series Hang Time, a SBTB/California Dreams rip off which I quite enjoyed. But only the first season before they retooled and recast most of it. I wouldn't want you to think of me as the kind of guy who enjoyed the subsequent seasons of Hang Time.

It's from the Scott and Jeff renegotiation episode.

I heard this one again today and I had a right aul laugh at it.

A "Best Of" is going to have to be 4564 minutes long because saying any part of the show is better than another is a fallacy. Actually you could probably shave off some Cody business if you need to tighten it up. IS THAT SYCOPHANTIC ENOUGH FOR YOU SEAN? IS THAT WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?!!?!?!? Good. I hope it was.

How about "Mamma Mia Farrow" as a new Username Hayes N Sean? We're all just trying to help you be cool.

Breaking news regarding JacobCGate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umfgzCELVsw&feature=youtu.be

I'm worried that, as the show seems to be adding listeners and forum members, the Classics, or Mount Rushmore of forum members have become alienated with the forum and wish to harken back to a simpler time. A time when you'd snag your shoe lace on a branch and fall and scrape your knee. A time when you'd save up all your pocket money to buy a pack of bubble G and some baseball cards and comics. I truly hope the OG crew aren't trying to secretly form their own top secret forum for cool cats and devilish Ds because that would be a shame. If that is the case I suggest we all humbly and without reservation resign from the forum and revert to being lurkers, enraptured by the camaraderie and repartee of the founding Mothers and Fathers. I think I speak on behalf of everyone (Except maybe SteveH) when I say "We're sorry and we love you all. Especially you. You know who you are. We love you the most. You're damn special. And have you been working out? You're looking great. And sexy."

Interesting article about Podcast advertising on The Awl: So basically Cards Against Humanity are paying 10 Gs for our beloved Bad Boys not to read an ad. I hope the Toilet band dudes had to pay double for being stupid. http://www.theawl.com/2015/05/podcasting-and-the-selling-of-public-radio?src=longreads

I know we're all usually like "Bleh. Why do they keep remaking all the classics. Can't someone have an original idea?" but I think this project could be quite interesting given the talent involved.

Finally got my Sgt. Sean's Loot Crate in the mail. It's the bomb.com/reallycool:

I'm about to go to this: To do this: And then this: then probably this: Suddenly I'll realise it's: And I'll: my: off all day long. And you can take that to the:

Be careful kittens for crying out loud

Should such a situation occur, Do we invade the CBB forum and infuse it with our classic, witty banter? Or do we create a new topic in the HH forum and insulate our classic, witty banter?

A) Oh you know ADC's always gots his phone on him. Especially on the off chance such a momentous and, dare I say it, erotic situation should occur. B ) Technically I am too lazy to wash the dishes and cutlery. On the other hand, I very much enjoy washing the pots and pans and accessories. I find it quite cathartic. And now you have a little insight in to what makes a guy like me tick.

Nice! Look how many minutes left in my dishwasher!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah there's one that runs from my window straight in to my heated towel closet. It was quite expensive but sometimes you just have to treat yourself.

I'm kinda out of ideas this week. I'm worried I may have permanently lost my touch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqzHx4r0MAU&feature=youtu.be

Solid ep. I presume the price of the pro version will drop now that all the ads have been recorded? Or is it a supply and demand issue?