Andy Dick Cheney

Guys, Steffi was at the fight with her ex. I hope he was just giving her back some of the rackets he borrowed. At least she still has her tatt:

I hope he did. That song was very uplifting.

Dev, I went to Melbourne once and I went up a big building to look at the view. At the bottom of the building there was a video that played a song with the lyrics "Melbourne. A great place to be". Can you go to this building for me please and record said song?

I had one of dem sweet ass, idyllic childhoods. Here I am with a dope TMNT Bday cake:

Y'all excited for the big PPV tomorrow night? I'm having a big viewing party but I don't think they'll actually fight. Think they'll just circle each other and then do a big hug. Now Joe v Tim on the other hand.........

I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED ALAN. I like ADC. It makes me feel like a cool, beloved kind of guy : ) And don't think you're safe in Austin RanRan. I know where it be at.

I was all set to invade you on Sunday America and respective Americans but I had to cancel my whole trip yesterday. But rest assured I will be back. You can count on that America. I won't say where. I won't say when. But lock your doors because I GUARANTEE you I will burst through them. When you least expect it. When you least expect it is the best time to do it. Surprises are fun.

NEW CHANSON PROFILE PIC!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! GET IN!!!!!!!!!

Yes.

I made this as an olive branch of sorts to those I offended by leaving out of the board game last week. If you were once again left out you must have done something to P me O:

Sorry Chans. Hacked the system and amended it now.

America doesn't know what's gonna hit it when Cody gives Idol the shot in the arm it so desperately needs.

AGH!! Does anyone know a good Penis repair man???

Surely everyone would kill Julie.

Alex, I'm currently in production on a reboot of Face/Off starring Sean and Hayes. We all thought the original was too subtle and nuanced. We're looking for a young actor to take on the iconic Pollux Troy role but we need someone who can give a really mannered, OTT performance. Interested?

This "give guy a new name" could be fun. Try Fancy Biscuits

Thanks honlads. Any chance you could hop on a bus and help me up. Nobody has passed by yet. Maybe bring a pack of tayto smoky bacon please

Thanks Joe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMf3Zgoh0U&feature=youtu.be

Soz Dixon. Please accept this commercial showcasing high end technology from your namesake retailer as a conciliatory gesture:

I left you out Ronnie because I couldn't remember your new Username and I didn't want to ultimately disrespect you by using your old name.

It's only now I realise I left you out mbop. I'm grief stricken but want to assure you that there's no beef between us.

I'm sorry to anyone I left out. I'm also sorry if you feel your monetary value isn't enough: Full size Image here: http://imgur.com/SX4ObQ8

I felt bad for the Call In Girl not because she was being duped but because she was actually talking to Sean and Hayes and she's only going to realise it today. She'll be kicking herself like that time RanRan messed up on her attempt to call in to the call in show. Finally, I very proud of Joe today. He has been given a lot of physical gifts but today he received an emotional gift and I only expect him to blossom into a more complete man (if that's even possible).