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  1. Posted

    gPF6i4k.jpg HAYES & SEAN ALERT gPF6i4k.jpg

     

    they read an ad on comedy bang bang

     

     

    1 Hour 18 Minutes into the episode.

     

    Wait a minute........

     

    Flip 118 around

     

    8 - 1 - 1 = 6

     

    6 is the first number in 666

     

    The Sign of the Apocalypse!!

     

    Are Sean and Hayes and Scott and Squarespace and Earwolf trying to further the agenda of Satan?!?!?!?!?!

     

    NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

    Eh, I'm OK with it.

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  2. Posted

    My real name is Wendie Malick1 but I used my lack of creativity to ape the style of username made famous by beloved forum members like Toby Keith Sweat and Michael Bay of Pigs so my opinion is irrelevant on this topic.

     

    AND you didn't mention Valerie or honlands Zazu so get your head in the game.

     

     

    1 Yes THE Wendie Malick

  8. Posted

    Furst!!!

     

     

    Edit 1: Shoot I spelled "Firts" wrong.

     

    Edit 2: Darn. I did it again. UGH.

     

    Edit 3: Guh! Turns out I wasn't actually first.

     

    Edit 4: Wait a second. Is first even a thing people do in comments sections anymore?

     

    Edit 5: Bloody heck. I don't think it is.

     

    Edit 5: Bloody heck. I don't think it is.

     

    Edit 6: Golly gee. I accidentally quoted myself.

     

    Edit 7: I better delete all this and go back to bed or none of the other cool board members will think I'm a happening guy anymore.

     

    Edit 8: Cripes!! My delete button on my expensive computer isn't working. Now I'm in trouble. I better pay a visit to the Geek Squad.

     

    Edit 9: Dang. Best Buy is closed until 9AM.

     

    Edit 10: Remember when people posted "First" on comments threads. That was truly the golden age of the internet.

     

    Edit 11: WOW!! Is that Drake Bell pulling over in his Porsche and rolling down the window?

     

    Edit 12: It is!! I'm going to ask him how Josh Peck lost all that darn weight from his butt.

     

    Edit 13: ARGH!! Drake Bell just put his cigar out in my eye and now he's stabbing me with a Nickelodeon pen and laughing. HELP ME!!

     

    Edit 14:

     

    Coffin.png

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  10. Posted

    Tayto put out the first flavoured "potato chips" or "crisps" in the world, which is kind of interesting.

     

    To be honest, they're fierce nice and if you prefer Walkers (Lay's) you're probably a bit of a gobshite. Walkers are manky. Tayto's are class. They tried to make Tayto's up north but they made an absolute hames of the recipe and banjaxed the whole yoke. Gombeens. They taste quare dodgy up there like.

     

    Ah but what about Hunky Dorys?

     

    The young pretender to the Tayto empire.

     

    Edit: This literally came on d'telly as I was typing. Cray-Z:

     

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  16. Posted

     

    Get in line. I'm one step away from the hot seat. (I iron Ryan's slacks backstage.)

     

    [shifts tone effortlessly] Where in Ireland are you?

     

    Weird. I'm his Quinoa sorter. I have to count out 631 for him every second day or he just loses it.

     

    I'm in Galway. The "unpolished jewel of this fair Isle" as it likes to be known.

     

    And yo'self?

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  21. Posted

    I was super looking forward to listening to this. I thought "Hey. I'm a gonna learn so much from listening to Sean & Hayes give advice to regular Joes like these 3 engineers. My dad was an eningeer. He built bridges so i know what that's like".

     

    But to see the way the engineers blatantly blew their chance to drink from the cup of knowledge!! I was outraged, ashamed outraged and even a little scared.

     

    How Dare they even?

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