RoyCorder

I have 3 ommisssions. 1: JCVD comes back to rodman's weapon shop (or whatever) and shoots the lock off to get inside. why the hell was the place where hundreds of weapons stored secured only with a pad lock? 2: why did he need to workout with the furniture in his room? that was a pretty nice island with a lot of luxuries. there's not a gym there? that one guy that hated him was pretty buff and obviously worked out; or did he also hump his bathtub? 3: if people in the colony need to be in their rooms during the air drop and pick up, then how does JCVD know where to go to hitch a ride on the plane? he would have no idea what side of the island the plane would be, nor would he have known enough info for that plan to work; unless he's left his room a few times, but he never did.

the whole movie takes place over about 2 days. cindy crawford gives what's his name 48 hours to sign the boat title over..... so if they just waited till the end of the 48 hours they would have still wired all the money, signed over the title, and it wouldn't have affected their plan at all! and lets say they weren't able to wire the money in 2 days. why not tie up the dispute about the boat in court to buy time? even if they sign the title over, someone has to repo it, right? are they going to do that right away? and how would they even know where the hell the boat is if they're out at sea all the time? of all the hdtgm movies, this one has the worst story imo. side note: what about the guy that got shot in the dick then had his toupee ripped off? I laughed for a solid half hour. thought they would have talked about that more, but oh well.

this make absolutely zero sense. there was no need for a distraction at all! because there was no one guarding the restricted area. if they managed to sneak a music video set down a hallway and no one noticed, then robin williams could have just worn the zevo uniform that joan cusack was wearing under her costume to get into the restricted area; and if the guards did actually see him on camera, they wouldn't have thought anything of it. all they were doing with that distraction was drawing a HUGE amount of attention to that area, dramatically increasing the chances of getting caught! and, what if the MTV logo didnt fall off and the plan did work? what would they do when the song is over? sing more songs? how did they plan on sneaking that set out of there and not get caught when the intention was to draw the attention of the guards who are now staring at them? also, how the hell did robin williams get the restricted access key card?

at the part where she says "shave your head everywhere except here and here". if he were to do that, then the hair that's left would be in the same place as a devil's horns. basically, she's calling Justin the devil so another "joke" that makes as much sense as when she tells him "people call me Kelly for short"