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  1. Blueman29X

    Miami Connection (1987)

    I don't normally buy stuff online, but I think I might have to now. The Alternate Ending and 2012 Performance really caught my eye.
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    Equilibrium (2002)

    I don't know how, but the movie drains all of the fun and energy out of action scenes. There's this one part that sticks out to me, which is when towards the end of the movie, Christian Bale kills 30 guys with his gunkata, yet it feels really dull and dry because the scene is just him doing the same thing over and over. I keep bringing up the face removal, because it's probably the best part in the whole movie. Unfortunately, it feels horribly out of place with the rest of the movie (I think I actually laughed out loud when I saw it).
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    Equilibrium (2002)

    You forgot to mention that the sword he used to slice his face off strangely doesn't have any blood on it, which leads me to my big question. Was he a robot?
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    Con Air.

    It looks like a cross between gachapon and a slot machine. Japanese commercials never cease to amaze me.
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    Con Air.

    What is this I don't even…
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    Untraceable (2008)

    If you like stuff like that, you might wanna check this out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmvL7fgp7TM
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    Con Air.

    Speaking of coconuts… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0yGzuoXwRY
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    The World's End

    Apparently, there was a reference to Hank Pym in Thor that got cut from the final movie. Go figure!
  9. Blueman29X

    Con Air.

    Fair point!
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    Con Air.

    That's the ArĂ´me d'Abeilles. If you're interested in this at all, you could help fund my Kickstarter for Forever Cage shampoo (not really). Also while we're on the subject, who keeps bees in a burlap sack?
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    Con Air.

    Perhaps the greatest idea ever conceived! Available in Summer Peach, ArĂ´me d'Abeilles, Vibrant Kryptonite, and Coppola Breeze.
  12. Dane Cook's material isn't too bad. I just thought it was better when I heard from Louis C.K. Seriously though, Dane Cook for me is a lot like Daniel Tosh, except Tosh will occasionally screw up and tell a decent joke.
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    Con Air.

    Do you mean this hair?
  14. It figures I guess. Only something without a conscience could recommend that piece or garbage.
  15. Trick question; I choke on my tongue.
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    ELO + OJN - Xanadu

    Doing this film seems like a must, seeing as it gave us the Razzies.
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    Miami Connection (1987)

    I might be in the minority on this but I think this is a much better watch than Gymkata.
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    Episode 70 — Gymkata: LIVE!

    The arrow scene was hilarious! I might as well have been "Hey Jonathan! I just wanted to remind you that I'm only two days from retirement—GAH, I'VE BEEN SHOT!"
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    Red Sonja (1985)

    Red Sonja would have to be a June-exclusive episode, because only women can touch it.
  20. I haven't checked Rotten Tomatoes recently but it looks like Grown Ups 2 is on track to being the most polarizing movie in history.
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    Conan the Barbarian

    Does anybody know if Werner Herzog did the commentary track for Jack Reacher? If so, I might have to get it.
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    Conan the Barbarian

    Are you thinking of Uwe Boll again?