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PS - went to Oregon today to make sure it's still there. It is. My left arm got sunburnt. Glad to be back in Washington where the speed limit is above 55 and we have the freedom to pump our own gas and also to pay sales tax. #freedomisntfree

I know there's something about Ken Griffey, Jr. that I care about. There has to be. I don't know any useless random things. They are all important. There must be something about him that I'm forgetting... But his career with the Cincinnati Reds was so prolific. What could possibly be more important than that? I don't even know anymore.

He was on an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which is cool... But I don't care about that. And the 2001 film Summer Catch. Never heard of it... Ken Griffey, Jr., why the fuck do you take up so much of my memory?!?!

Eating Trader Joe's maple pecan granola clusters right now.

Quadruple Post! Suck it, nerds!

lol he said "nut finished."

#realamericanhero status.

You know, Ken Griffey, Jr... Yes, we already established that he's a major league baseball player... But the thing about him that I would care about. Yes. What is it? Fuck. No, I don't care that he was on The Simpsons... Goddammit! Edit: Don't think I won't figure this out eventually. I will. Never doubt Chanman O'Hoole Kinley. Or me. Never.

...Ken Griffey, Jr., has a son who plays football for Arizona... No, don't care about football. What the hell is it? He had his own signature pair of Nikes... No, because fuck Phil Knight and Oregon. Hmmmmmmm... This is getting frustrating.

Ken Griffey, Jr., dad was a baseball player... Cincinnati Reds... No, that's not it. He played for the Chicago White Sox in 2008... But that's not it. He has a Cirrus SR22... Nice plane. But that's not it. Guys, I'm having trouble here. This Ken Griffey, Jr. thing. What is it about him that I should be making a big deal about? He hit a whole fuck ton of home runs... But that's not the thing. Does a lot of volunteering... Don't care about that. Hmmmm...

Ken Griffey, Jr. feels like my cue to chime in about something. What's one of the running bits that I do that would involve Ken Griffey, Jr.? If only I could remember one of the classic bits that I do... Ken Griffey, Jr., baseball, Cincinnati Reds, nope, can't think of anything. Oh well, I guess I just wasted a post thinking about (definitely not my childhood sports idol) Ken Griffey, Jr., which feels right somehow despite it being so fruitless.

OH MY GOD LOUIS TOMLINSON FROM 1DIRECTION IS PREGNANT!!! (Or something like that) THIS IS THE BEST OR WORST THING EVER!!!! OR BOTH!!!! (I honestly don't know which one I'm supposed to think, sorry) Posted in honor of a friend. PS - The friend definitely is Louis Tomlinson's as-yet unborn child. Very close friend of mine.

Really quality episode. Loved that part with Sean and Hayes when they were doing that thing! Jesus, that was funny! Oh, and when they both were doing that great bit! Cracked my whole shit up!

Look for my new show Talkin' Trains on the Lifetime network.

Welp, it's Monday. I'm not tired. But I should be. I'm still not. This is a problem. Goodnight. Edit: No offense to Warren Buffett, but fuck the BNSF Railway. No particular reason, just in general. I mean, there are definitely reasons, like so so many of them, both personal and general, but I don't have one right now that's particularly compelling to me. Just a general hatred of the BNSF Railway. And I say that as someone who likes trains in general, so you can imagine that it takes a lot to make me forsake an entire railroad full of trains. Ya feel me? Good. PS - The Union Pacific isn't much better tbh. But their trains are yellow and I respect that. So, Union Pacific, unless you do something to wrong me, which you have not, at the time of this post, yet done, I shall be using you for all of my long-distance railroad goods shipment needs.

I can't tell if I am supposed to do something or if this is a euphemism or if I should have just ignored this altogether. Also, so many Swedes on this forum. We need some Danes (purposely inflammatory).

I feel like there is a lot of hostility not initiated by me on the forums this week and I would like to say that if you are initiating hostility on these forums please stop it so that I can be the one who does that. Thanks.

Well, Sean and Hayes, you got a popular show. Enjoy your 12 pages of forum posts for one day. This is what you get for canceling the Reality SHOW show.

Burdrulz, you need to post more. I miss you, bud.

I was trying to find videos of Hayes' house for totally non-stalkerish totally normal not-at-all weird reasons and this came up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V19XfdPMTw Someone has to buy this house, right?

TRICKED YOU ALL! THAT'S NOT A GOOD VERSION OF "LA MARSEILLAISE" AT ALL! THE GUY HAS A SPANISH ACCENT! You all got Chanson'd! This concludes the first installment of chansons avec la Chanson.

PS - HAPPY BASTILLE DAY here's a great rendition of La Marseillaise

You bring up a good point. I really need to start donating fat stacks to the show.

This is gross but do CashTags remind anyone else of skin tags? No? Okay, well if it does let me know.

Am I mad that my post is on the fourth page? Naw.