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chanson

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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY_3uxzkoV4 This should give you all nostalgia. If it doesn't you're a bad person.
  2. You sir are a god damn treasure. That's what you are.
  3. Ahoy to all the captains today!
  4. Another thing: Colt, you think you could use your hookup with Shaft to get the Sonics back?
  5. Love you man but I have some problems with this: 24 year-olds getting married makes me cringe. "Gettin Jiggy With It" is a classic. I mean, I'm 25, so that one year could make all the difference. But I have fond memories. They're from elementary school, but still. About the line-dancing. Mormons, bro. They love that shit. No touching. They know every line dance ever. They are line-dancing pros and I think are keeping the line-dancing industry alive. Those are my potentially controversial opinions.
  6. I logged into the forum so that I could like this and am now posting this message to prove the great lengths I'm going to make sure you know how much I like it. Also because I literally have nothing better or more interesting happening in my life. Edit: forgot to mention I'm on my cell phone. Otherwise it doesn't seem like such a big deal.
  7. I met Joe McGurl from the Hollywood Handbook forum on a Google Hangout one time...
  8. chanson

    Hayes sighting?

    "when you do the math it's clear" sounds like Hayes.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJkZrAUxfo Courtesy of Tim "sand castles" Treese.
  10. Was is and always will be, Joe. You know that.
  11. hmmmmm... I have to admit I don't like your inclination to be concerned with what the rest of the forum members think. However, as long as your name doesn't glorify the sea otter (nature's most horrible beast) then I will do my best to learn to accept your bear name.
  12. Dear A Bear, I've been giving your forum name some thought and it seems to me that your forum name doesn't reflect you at all. Bears are so irritable and generally unintelligent while you seem both intelligent and easygoing. I have been made aware that there is another definition of "bear" in the gay community though if I understand that correctly you don't really fit that one either. This has really caused me a tremendous amount of anguish and personal difficulty over the past few days and I would like you to reconsider your name and branding strategy going forward. best regards, Chanson
  13. Guess whose mom scored tickets to 2015 US Open, which just so happens to be located at beautiful Chambers Bay park and golf course in University Place, WA (one of Dreidel's favorite places to shit). No, she's not taking me, her first and only child, with her. But she is giving me the privilege of driving her and waking up at 4:00AM, which is why I'm writing this. So, Mom, if you read this, I hope you start dating a famous golfer today because I'm over this shit. Maybe if you took your son to fancy world championship sporting events he wouldn't feel the need to make internet friends on a podcast forum. So who's laughing now, mom?
  14. You fell into her trap. Now you're fucked.
  15. Everyone doing okay? K. Good.
  16. I hope he talks about how Ratatat is still amazing and keeps getting better. PS - Now I'm binge-listening to Ratatat. So thanks for that.
  17. What'd you think of the hangout, Hayes? Don't even try to pretend like you didn't watch the whole thing from start to finish. We both know you did.
  18. Not true. Don't listen to JeffreyParties. I'm bad. Really bad. Not nice at all. One time I laughed at an old lady falling down before I helped her get back up.
  19. Who is journalists Paula Poundstone? No. Tom Bodett? Yes. Shelby Ferro? Yes. Mo Rocca? Maybe. Alonzo Bodden? Inconclusive. Amy Dickinson? Inconclusive. Luke Burbank? Inconclusive. (Yes.) Roxanne Roberts? Inconclusive. Bobcat Goldthwait? Inconclusive. Maz Jobrani? Inconclusive. Charlie Pierce? Inconclusive. Kyrie O'Connor? Inconclusive. Mike Pesca? Inconclusive.
  20. Casper Mattresses: They good for fuckin'.
  21. Don't know where you'd get an idea like that.
  22. FALLOUT 4! FALLOUT 4! FALLOUT 4! that is all.
  23. 25 bud. So that really ruins your theory. I still love you though.
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