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chanson

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  1. My perfect episode would be an hour of silence punctuated periodically by Hayes trying not to laugh.
  2. You got the teeth perfect. You really captured the genetic freakishness of their perfection.
  3. Is it possible to just turn this into a boat talk forum? Edit: It's possible that I've been waiting for over 2 years and listening to two different podcasts obsessively in order to ask this very question.
  4. A joke people who have boats say a lot: everyone wants a boat until they have one. ...because they're a pain in the ass.
  5. http://www.reddit.co...ciation_thread/ This feels mean-spirited but my narcissism is getting the better of me. Turns out Reddit isn't shitty after all.
  6. I have a theory that everyone who spends time on this forum is, in some way, a broken human being (in a fun, nonconformist way) who has too much time and too little self-esteem/gets some kind of bizarre enjoyment from hero-worshipping emotionally distant and abusive podcast hosts. DISCLAIMER: Any attempts to prove me wrong will be taken as further proof that my theory is, in fact, correct by virtue of the fact that you have the time and desire to do so.
  7. Vashon Island is objectively cooler than Seattle (much higher rates of parents objecting to having their kids vaccinated). I actually don't live there full time either. My living situation is complicated. Don't worry, I'm not homeless. Just when your parents are divorced you have a lot of options.
  8. Is this a joke? Because I legitimately find this diagram to be interesting. Its relevance is questionable, but that's never been my forte either.
  9. Thanks, man. The perfect beverage for Cinco de Mayo. And who doesn't want to celebrate the glorious victory of the Mexicans over the French at Puebla? I certainly do. And the the only way I can think of to celebrate involves clam broth, tomato juice, and a subpar pilsner from St Louis.
  10. I'd like to hear an ad for Budweiser & Clamato. Nothing tastes better than shitty beer and clam juice.
  11. I'm definitely not not doing that. Seems fair.
  12. PS - I know you love me. Who can be mad at this face? Answer: everyone at Safeway. Fuck them. Right?
  13. Guys, it turns out that there is a bar in Tacoma, Washington that allows both the drinking of craft beers and also dogs. It blew my fucking mind. And I needed to share this with someone. Also I'm drunk as fuckkkkkk. That is all. Love you. All of you..... Yes................ Even you, Esp. devscoots. because, let's be honest. He's killing it this week. Byeeeee!!!!!!!
  14. PS - I had a fantastic day today. Well, yesterday. Saturday. Because now it's 12:38AM on Sunday. So I guess today is also starting off pretty great. I'm doing this thing where I go around telling people how great I feel so that they'll resent me. It's a fun game to pass the time until my inevitable death. Positivity is fun, guys!
  15. Proud of you, bud. More of this, please.
  16. What is this, the podcast talk forum? You're not even supposed to talk about the podcast this forum is about in this forum!
  17. Don't think I didn't notice ChansonTalk.biz either.
  18. devscoots, you mentioned that you were gonna stop posting here when you're drunk in last episode's thread. I disagree with that. It is a time-honored Handbook forum tradition that people be encouraged to post while drunk. Please do it more, not less. Since we're friends now that's my pro tip.
  19. You know, Joe McGurl. From the forums.
  20. RanRan, is JoeMcGurl your spirit animal?
  21. This story makes me think that we should be friends.
  22. One time I went to the Movie Gallery in Kirkland. End of story.
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