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They aren't mutually exclusive. There's a lot of secrecy involved, I can't really go into it. But both.

I don't think the first comment spot is haunted but it certainly is supposed to be reserved for the son of a boat captain, which is me.

Real bang-up job on the forums this week, gang. Solid 7/10. Which is pretty good, if you ask me.

Alex Anfanger, Say you were a 20-something guy living with his parents and they were saying you have to leave the house and get a job like they do in your show, Big Time in Hollywood, FL. How do you trick them into letting you stay so that you don't have to make a tv show about it? Also, in this scenario your Dad is a boat captain. Thanks

The Handbook is in the Smithsonian.

This has come up before hasn't it? I forget.

Really nice of Joe to take credit for "fuck you, Tim." Pretty sure I started that. But I was saying it in a fun way. But I am glad that someone's using it.

I'm so fucked.

Greggy's right. There are just some things you don't joke about.

For a second I forgot how to use the like button. I don't mean that hyperbolically. I actually forgot where it was and how it worked. I have since remembered. Go about your business.

I have an announcement: I love Bruce Reid Robinson II. That is all.

Really rude for people not to let me make the first post considering my Dad is a boat captain and all... I'm not mad. I just didn't know we weren't respecting boat captains anymore.

We didn't get a popcorn gallery this week because we didn't do well enough on the forums. Hayes and Sean decided to take it away from us because we failed them. You should all be ashamed.

YES! YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

I'm Chanson. My dad is the captain. I own this forum. Suck it. End.

Sun's out guns out, Clemdawg.

Mary Holland, You like potatoes?

Bruce, I declared war on Reddit a long time ago.

Keith Urban Dictionary, is your avatar a pic of the goat from Goat Simulator?

Those awful people over on Reddit were talking about me. Joe defended my honor though. Thanks, Joe. I feel like I should probably warn you that history will not be kind to you for doing that. But I am deeply humbled that you did it anyway. Edit: also, Dixon, bless your heart.

Happy to see my name featured so prominently. Thanks, JMonsterface.

Guys (including lady guys), just want to say that you all are killing it this week on the forums.

It's a lie. I live on Vishnu (formerly Vashon [in the middle of a rebrand]) Island. Which is an unincorporated area of King County. Technically. I also spend a lot of time in Tacoma. My top secret hangout in Seattle is the underground tour. Because it's locals only and stuff. PS - Also look for me on the Seattle Center monorail.

That's also in play here. Except the ladies we do have are smart and funny and nice and also good and we really like them a lot and we want there to be more. For the record.

Watchout forumers, TotesAwesome is killing it hard.