chanson

I saw Jeff Dye live one time. I also saw Joe McHale at a Thai restaurant on Vashon Island... But that wasn't a comedy show. Oh and Nick Thune was a counselor at the Boys and Girls Club I went to after school, but you guys already knew that. Also not a comedy show.

Just say you peed in her bed to claim it as yours like a dog. And then when she looks at you like it's weird tell her that she really needs to get in touch with nature more and that it's disgusting how much she hates animals and that's why she'll never find a husband. Edit: assuming that she wants to find a husband and it's totally cool with me if she doesn't because women don't need men to be successful. But they should fucking care about animals.

This seems awfully cavalier.

Swag.

Dreidel really wanted to be a part of this. She's kinda obsessed with the forums. We got to meet Anastasia's cat, Bruce's dog, Veebs' cat, and Charlie's dog on the hangout last night. All of them are kinda awesome. You guys, animals are pretty great!

We talked about doggles, too.

I liked the chaos. Apparently my Dad is rich because there's a picture of him on a boat... Because that's how wealth works, I guess. Veebs sat back and judged us. It felt like the forums.

It doesn't surprise me that no one listens to this show. Would you listen to a show where the hosts were mean assholes and the forums were full of a bunch of obsessed fangirls doing dumb bits, posting pics of their dads and whining about how their beloved show doesn't have any listeners? The fact that you already do notwithstanding. ------ Real talk: it doesn't bother me that the show doesn't have a lot of listeners and it isn't getting canceled so stop running around like chickens with their heads cut off about it. It's fine. It's not our job to save the show. It doesn't need saving. It's doing great and we love it. That's good enough. Look at the amount of engagement we have and how much Sean and Hayes actually listen to us (and appreciate us). I don't know how much that would happen if the show overnight got mega popular. Look how devoted the fans are to the show. Look at how cool this forum is. We're organizing a fucking Google Hangout. We have a Challenge fantasy league. We get to submit dumb questions for celebrities of varying levels of fame. We get made fun of personally on a comedy podcast. We have it pretty good and the people who want to be a part of this madness will find it in time, I'm sure. But it's not the sort of thing you can just promote and have people get totally onboard for.

What do you mean? Like they tell you to take long walks off of short piers or something (hypothetical)?

So the trial run is me and BRR and anyone else tonight at 9pm Pacific. That's final. Not changing it. Don't care if it's just me and Bruce.

Yes. Also we can move it to 9pm tonight. That's fine.

I'm definitely doing a trial run tonight at 7:00pm (5:00 Hawaii, 6:00 Alaska, 8:00 Mountain, 9:00 Central, 10:00 Eastern, 11:00 Atlantic, 3:00am GMT) so anyone who wants to be in on that is welcome. But also looking forward to the main event whenever we decide to do that. Edit: if your place doesn't observe daylight savings time then fuck off.

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I'm still down to do a trial one tonight to see how it goes.

HEY IDIOTHEADS! Yeah, you! DO THIS SO WE CAN FUCKING GOOGLE HANGOUT! http://doodle.com/5xy7z5ssf33vuasu (all times are Pacific Standard Time [uTC-8]) Courtesy of Anastasia Vigo

When are we doing a Hollywood Handbook Google Hangout? I nominate tomorrow night at 7:00pm Pacific (10:00pm Eastern) time. I have no idea how to do a Google Hangout so that's someone else's problem.

They're paying me to be here. You guys too, right?

This assertion makes me feel extraordinarily uncomfortable.

That's what I meant.

Best rule.

A team like CT, Jordan, Bananas/Theresa, Averey, Jonna would probably be strong. Also, start watching. You'll thank me later. MTV Thursdays [edit: Tuesdays] at 11pm or MTV.com the day after the episode airs/dark corners of the internet.

As long as you're keeping score, works for me!

We took this to prove how not here to make friends we are on account of the fact that we're actually here to win.

I like Sean.

Team Name: Dreidel's Bitchin' Challenge Bitches (because she's a female dog... literally.) Hombres: -Johnny (Riley) -Wes -Leroy Mujeres: -Sarah -Diem -Nany