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Not to get all religious or anything, but I'll pray to my gay marriage-endorsing, female clergy-allowing Episcopalian Jesus tonight for Maude. She seems like a good kitty. PS - my favorite day at church is the blessing of the animals.

For the record, I have no beef with Tim. I say "fuck you, Tim" as a term of endearment between us.

I overlooked this and now I feel terrible. Love you, Veebs. Also, I should mention that I do not condone the content of this song and will not attest to the correctness or truth of the statements therein.

Can I give the points you gave to me back to you so that I don't get in trouble or take any flack for having any part in this? It's not that I'm not grateful or anything like that. Because I'm super grateful. Like, way grateful. I just don't know how the focus groups would feel about this and I'm trying really hard to be completely neutral and completely unoffensive but also not at all well-liked at all because you can't fall off of a ladder you don't climb.

Jordan, Jesse, Go! and Stop Podcasting Yourself are good.

So I saw Joel McHale at dinner tonight. That happened. Real true story.

You know, because that's a thing I've ever said anything about ever.

Guys, it happened on the way home from the gym, too.

Sorry, I thought this was WebMD. Now that we're talking about it though, I'm worried that I may have just entered into a nonverbal contract to be Taylor Swift's boyfriend.

Serious question: if I'm driving to the gym and my radio starts playing Taylor Swift and I don't change it does that mean I like it? What do I do about this?

It's more fun when the thing you think you read changes into something else.

You have no idea how much I would enjoy that.

Fuck you. JKONLY But seriously. Twitter? Really? Fuck. -------------- I'm not gonna lie Kieran, I like you. You were quickly becoming one of my favorite forumers. But then you pulled this Twitter bullshit on a strictly Facebook forum. You're testing my patience, Kieran. That's what you're doing. Fuck. --------------- Jesus Christ, Christmas really stresses me out. So if I personally attack you or someone you know, it's probably not personal (it still could be though).

...because why exactly? Also, is it bad if my sense of humor has limits I'm just now finding out about?

Hey guys, let's make a pact that we'll all lose our virginity by the end of senior year.

I have no idea what's happening here anymore.

Everyone's so self-promotional this week. Fuck.

My only problem with the original belt is that you appear to believe that Hollywood is located in or around Hermosillo, Mexico.

A good friend of mine mentioned he is 1/8th native american today while drinking heavily and defending his plans to get a giant dreamcatcher tattooed on his forearm. I've been waiting literally hours to get home and tell you guys about it.

Really insensitive of you guys to bring up Nick Thune when you know I have a history with him. Thanks, Sean.

"yes, they do have white dogs" "well, that can be a dog." "it's one of the reasons I won't eat food." "it's worse than crime." ...Just some of the reasons I listen to this podcast.

So how long did it take you guys to figure out it wasn't the call-in ep.?

To be fair though, I did start it, so I feel like I got what I deserved and probably wanted.

Terrified, overwhelmed, very confused, thirsty, and feeling alive?

I'm kinda bummed I didn't get to hear everyone else. I'm really looking forward to this episode except for the part I'm in. I'm gonna cringe so hard during that part. I really like the call-in episodes but probably not all the time. It's cool when so many of us participate. I enjoyed it a lot even though I think I was characterized as a terrible human being (not that I'm not a terrible human being, but for different reasons than those mentioned). I also acknowledge that it's very likely my fault I was characterized in such a way. Also, I didn't get to ask about Real World: Skeletons, which I honestly wanted to hear about from Sean ad Hayes.