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I like how they term it "quickly connect to some people we think you know."

Dear Sean, Sorry I lashed out at you. That was wrong. You're good on the show, too. I've just been under a lot of stress lately because my dog, Dreidel, has been really unruly and jumping on frail old people and almost injuring them and it's causing me a lot of stress because she's a danger to the public. Next time I call in I'll be better. Love, Chanson

Shit, now I'm more nervous waiting to see what I said.

PS - I'm now remembering being called a mens rights activist. Thanks for that.

It was fun. They were kinda aggressive, but I enjoyed that and I may have said that I liked Hayes but that I didn't think Sean was any good. So that happened. PS - I don't know if I did good or not though to be honest.

I think Sean and I are good friends now. PS - that was fun

Yeah, they did.

Yeah, probably because of the FCC's strict internet censorship rules... Thanks Obama!

Do we know if the show will be streaming live on Earwolf Radio?

Hella stoked!

Oh, I see. Yeah, I mean, she's a basset hound/springer spaniel, pit bull terrier mix, so hound is a bit misleading but not entirely incorrect. She keeps me company when I have to do my business because I get lonely in there. She looks taxidermied but she's actually a real life dog that eats and shits and barks at UPS drivers and sheds all over all of my clothes. It's a whole thing. PS - I don't think she would allow me to put a mug of coffee or light snack on her head. She would probably eat the snack and spill the coffee. I have considered getting a Camelback to put on her so that I always have some Coke Zero to drink though...

I mean, I'm gonna call in no matter what. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to win. Fuck you, Tim

Brgrho, your toilet has an Adam's apple. Speak on that.

My dog wanted to be a part of this. PS - I'm not wearing any pants in this picture. PPS - Neither is my dog.

So I was over doing research on the Earwolf subreddit and the Hollywood Handbook people in particular and they seem to think that they have some kind of "community" over there or some hippy bullshit. They are speaking with authority about the show like a bunch of charlatans instead of posting pictures of their Dads or toilet seats. I don't think they really understand the show.

Sweet Scientology Jesus I am so calling in!

No... Sad Face. Soon though, soon.

She posted a thing about traffic accidents between Portland, Maine and Portsmouth, NH on her Facebook recently, so she's still alive. I know that. Probably all that job security from car accidents she's causing. #FrejaComeBack #NursesBeCrazy #FuckBitchesGetMoney #Blessed

Diggin' that beard BRRII.

PS - I'm actually well-known amongst my peers as someone who is easygoing, upbeat, kind, empathetic and thoughtful. Just so you know.

I have conversations like this sometimes but I try not to see if people like the things I like anymore because they don't like them in the specific way that I do and they usually only like the concept of the things rather than the things themselves and it fucking pisses me off because they think we're the same and try to bond with me over those things and I get upset that they are somehow incapable of anything besides the surface-level drivel that pours from their mouth holes. I'm being totally serious.

I'm literally eating peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon right now.

"european stuff"

Since when are people allowed to talk about this show in other places besides this fucking brain trust of a forum?

I don't think that the thing that the one guy said but you guys didn't talk about was meant to imply what you guys didn't say it was meant to. I think he probably didn't think about it in the terms you guys mentioned but then didn't actually mention. Also, I think he would ask how the strategy of getting the guests with the most Twitter followers and stuff is working out after over a year of podcasts. And then he would probably drop the mike... Assuming he heard the thing you guys didn't actually talk about on the podcast, of course. Which he didn't. He probably also really liked that Andy Kneis was there.