chanson

Wait until they find out who you really are and add you on Facebook. That's a shock/real thing that happened. Interestingly, it's been a real joy to see every good moment in these people's adult lives. So I can't really complain.

1.) umm.... fucking fantastic. Duh. Is that even a question? 2.) You have gibbons in tanks? Is that humane? 3.) I think we're gonna be best friends. (I said that to make it weird [with Pete Holmes], don't worry.) 4.) Can we have an in-depth conversation about spearmint oil production?

I used to work with longshoreman. You look way too educated and underpaid to be a longshoreman. Also, when are you coming to Seattle to put that alcoholism to the test?

One might say they're "too scary."

It doesn't.

I Hayes laughed.

Corpsefucker Shitlord, Is your name corpsefucker or shitlord? I.) Is corpsefucker some kind of aristocratic title? II.) is shitlord an aristocratic title or a descriptor of the quality of your service in the House of Lords? III.) if you are indeed a member of the House of Lords and just shit at it are you a life peer, a hereditary peer, or a lord spiritual (ie a bishop)? IV.) Would you prefer we call you Corpsefucker Shitlord, Duke/Earl/Viscount/Baron/Bishop of X? V.) in case you are a member of the Royal family should we add HRH before your name so that it appears HRH Corpsefucker Shitlord Duke/Earl/Viscont/Baron/Bishop of X? VI.) if you're also a bishop and a member of the Royal family would you prefer to be called HRH the Rt. Reverend Most Honourable Corpsefucker Shitlord Bishop of X? Just curious.

I know you're not asking me, and this is a bit out of my wheelhouse but amidst the accusations that I'm less than super extremely nice I'm inclined to say that if Tracy doesn't pick you then she's fucking insane. You're welcome.

Also false because I'm super nice.

False. You chose to interpret my comment negatively. Not my fault. Sometimes things are my fault. But not this time. Also false because you posted on here to say that. Also false because my congratulations were sincere.

I agree. Very sad.

False. HGTV only shows Canadian interior renovation shows. Don't know why. But it's true.

My name is Chanson Hoole Kinney and I support this message.

They were ranking people and I wanted to do my own.

Engineer Cody 1, Hayes 2, Burdrulz 3, Andy Kneis 4, July Diaz 5, Show Show Bro 6, Freja 7, Veebs 8, BRRII 9, Bozos 10, Greggy 11, Treese (fuck you, Tim) 12, etc etc Sean 7,000,000,001

Sean beard alert!

Congratulations. You can decide what I mean by that. ---------------------------------------- Still not impressed. Still not done with the episode. Still not telling. Fuck off. (It felt like this post needed a "Fuck off" thrown in.)

I'm not impressed so far. Not telling how far in I am.

I'm no attorney but I'm relatively certain this is so many different felonies it's not even funny. Actually, the felonious nature of this post does, in fact, make it more funny so please disregard my last statement.

I feel like this is some sort of dig at me disguised as a gracious, if a little sedate, acceptance of my magnanimous nature. I will not be fooled so easily.

not biting dis dick? or what?

Also, why do we have the weed discussion every ten episodes? Why is that a thing? Almost everyone smokes weed except me. And it's legal here. So suck it.

Not really, I'm just not really impressed by the Bay Area. There's a lot of hype and I just don't really buy into it. Not that the Bay isn't a nice place, it's very pleasant but I just can't really find anything to rave about. I feel similarly about Portland or Vancouver. There are things I like about all of the places but nothing I really love or can hold up as being something worthy of the often extreme praise these places get particularly when juxtaposed with the many negatives these places have. I'm sure one could say the same about Seattle and many have done just that. They are probably not wrong either. I think the standout quality about Seattle that I have always identified with is the sense that we're just getting started going wherever we're going. That and a very pragmatic view of the world (on the part of Seattleites) has always made me feel very much at home here and makes people quite easy to deal with for the most part. PS - I also feel like people should be proud of where they come from and do their best to make that place the best place (to them) that they can and that's where my comment came from. PPS - The rivalry is the Mariners and the Oakland Athletics. Just FYI.

...for them maybe.

I'm at a bar in Olympia called the Fish Tale Brew Pub and there's a guy in the kitchen wearing a scary fedora. Too fucking scary. It's after Halloween. Stop with the spooky shit.