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Somehow that doesn't surprise me in the least. Edit: I do too, but I like to think that people would find that fact charming and non-threatening about myself like they do when I know all the words to Baby Got Back.

I'm afraid that dissent will lead to me not even being on a peg. So I support my being taken down a peg so long as I am still allowed to have a peg.

The '90s were weird. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

I liked this episode. Sean O'Connor's voice made me feel less insecure about my own voice. I also liked that points were given out. Also, Engineer Sam, why did you decide to assume the identity of Engineer Cody today?

Can someone make my dog SHUT THE FUCK UP? Because I'm fucking sick of her barking everytime some virgin sets off a firework.

That's so ratchet.

I think the three tries kind of proves that you aren't mean.

I often wonder the same thing. That's less consequential when you consider how much of a narcissist I am, but still.

PS - Watching The Challenge season finale. Fucking stoked.

Full answer: yes, we've known for a long time. No, we can't find a clip. And he won't FUCKING talk about it as much as we (I?) would like. Here are the stats from J! Archive: http://www.j-archive...p?game_id=3265. Edit: For anyone (ie: newbies) really interested, one will notice that the profile pic for Blenjamin Carmellica on SoundCloud is Hayes' Jeopardy pic. That's a subtle reference to the Jeopardy shit.

Just made pasta for breakfast. That's the kind of privilege that you get when you have 500 posts.

My uncle's a tennis pro somewhere out there in addition to being an insurance and medical device sales representative. I don't think basketball is his thing. You should just move out here with your girlfriend. We can become best friends! You'll have to kill my current best friend. But he's a dick, so I don't mind. ----------------------- Tim, tell me about Android Auto. Please. ----------------------- 500th post, losers!

I'm very conflicted about everything you said here. First, why would you go to a bar with heroin junkies in it? Were you looking for the authentic Nirvana vibe we used to have here in the '90s? Because that's long gone. You gotta go to Olympia or Bellingham to see non-trustifarian working-class chic types nowadays. However, they will still likely be upper middle class and white, just in between the suburbs and the painfully trendy gentrified urban neighborhoods they will end up in. Second, I appreciate the offer of your girlfriend? I don't know how things work in Florida, but in Washington women are usually allowed some kind of say in such matters. Just so you know. Also, who says I want a girlfriend right now anyway? Third, not a drug guy. Not even a little. It's a control thing. Fourth, my uncle lives in Weston. Fifth, I have two distinct memories of Broward County, both of which are in Fort Lauderdale. One time I went with my uncle and aunt to Las Olas. It was delightful and full of white people who spoke English, so I felt like I was at home except for how hot it was. Which is why my description is rather unremarkable. The other was with some friends at the Hooters on Fort Lauderdale Beach. I don't know how we got there or why.

Engineer Sam, why did you kill Engineer Cody Brett and take his job?

Tim, I don't take any offense from your comments about cities North of California. Comparing the Northwest to California is just asinine. It shouldn't be done, so I won't do that here. For the record, Google probably is better than Microsoft despite my doubts to the contrary. However, that's like saying at least you're better at human rights than North Korea... It isn't really a badge of honor. Also, I'm sorry you feel like I've been attacking you in the past. I will try to not do that in the future. ----------------------------- While we're on the topic of cities, I will repeat that anyone who comes to Seattle should hit me up and we'll go out drinking. It will be fun.

Agata's commandments: Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend. No animal shall wear clothes. No animal shall sleep in a bed. No animal shall drink alcohol. No animal shall kill any other animal. All animals are equal.

PS - Engineer Brett should really get some help for his multiple personality disorder bullshit because it's really starting to piss me off.

...ever noticed how we have the best forums on Earwolf and it has almost nothing to do with the podcast we (allegedly) listen to? Other than the fact that we talk about Sean and Hayes all the time, it is surprising how little they have to do with our little forum gang. Maybe they could work on that? Just a sincere suggestion?

I've been working on a story about the forums that will only be released on microfiche in the libraries of segregated schools in the lower midwest and the Oklahoma Department of Corrections Library System. So you guys can look forward to that. I also have a deal in the works for the audiobook to be released by Audible exclusively to listeners of This American Life in Iran and government-controlled portions of Syria.

I think it has been established many many many times that Valerie Bryant "totally" has a "real" and "not in any way made-up," boyfriend, who "has a pulse," and "is not in any way fake." Furthermore her "totally real and not at all made-up" boyfriend does not take kindly to insinuations that Valerie Bryant does not have an "authentic" and "living, human male" boyfriend. Just so that we're all clear on that. Because it has been a problem before.

This is Dreidel, she is a dog: PS - Way to get back in there this week, Hayes. Really proud of you, bud.

Slut!

Who? Oh, not Sean and Hayes? Yeah. Never heard of him.

There are no other podcasts.

That's an awfully generous way to describe what takes place on this forum. Too generous and far too respectful. --------------------------------------- PS - Do we have an unlimited amount of likes now?