chanson

Lucky for the newcomers I'll be teaching summer school refresher courses on Hollywood Handjobs and The Reality SHOW show at The Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington for anyone who wants to join the forums but isn't quite ready to dip their toes in quite yet. Evergreen State College - Because Fuck Grades. Right Guys? ^actually a wonderful institution of higher education

It's okay. They need to hear this. ...On the Irish comments, a large portion of my family is English and Anglican or Scots-Irish, so I probably just shouldn't say anything. Though, I should mention that this is an auspicious occasion because there's rarely an argument I don't feel the need to get deeply involved in.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! ...also, I agree.

1.) a.) Sean O'Connor, when you move to Hollywood, how long is it before you have to become a Scientologist? b.) Who's your celebrity man-crush? 2.) Fuck off. 3.) Cricket. 4.) Dunno.

What? How dare you? He's the fucking best. Wait. Johnny Portland, right? Yeah, he's the best. Bananas, he's alright I guess. Also, I'm kinda glad Devyn made it into the final because she's sort of the wild card. I know she's not a very good competitor, but it makes things interesting. Also, no one has to admit to themselves that they actually lost because of their own weaknesses, they can just blame Devyn. Not that they should, just that they inevitably will. #ChallengeFinal

...speaking of being dead in ditches, where's TheNarnold?

I was gonna meet up with our old pal HugLife but I was out of town/potentially dead in a ditch somewhere when he was in Seattle. Still offering to buy anyone a beer when they're in Seattle.

...Yeah, I know, I hate Microsoft too. Not as much as I dislike Google, but nearly. Edit: No offense, Tim.

Yeah, well one of my friends' dad is VP of research at Microsoft, so I think it's insensitive that you aren't using a Windows Phone.

PS - Burdrulz, your videos always make me feel inadequate as a human being. Which is my way of saying that I like them.

...I don't know that it was a feud. Plus, everyone else needs to mind their own fucking business while the adults discuss important things (we're the adults in case that wasn't clear). Personally, I consider it a pleasure to have been able to argue or whatever the fuck with such an intelligent person. I tip my hat to you madam. So everyone else can fuck off. (in a good way)

PPS - The Challenge is on tonight. So yeah. Watch that.

Tim Treese, I remember when you were the new guy. And now you're the newbie enforcer? ...actually, sounds about right. Newbies, listen to all of the Reality SHOW show episodes and then you will be accepted with open arms. Andy, Vibes? PS - Love you all

No. Just get your state to make it legal so you can buy it with a credit card like a civilized human being. That's what we did.

You guys, the tone of this forum is getting caustic. So, let's all just start drinking that feel-good Kool-Aid and put on our white sneakers and sing Kumbaya until the comet Hale-Bopp comes by and we all die happy deaths. Oh wait, this isn't the suicide pact forum? Shit. I blame Hayes for really dropping the ball this week on the show and now in the forums. Sean, keep up the good work, pal.

Jeff, I'm not sure I have any business writing in here because I don't really know you and there's something inherently odd about thanking someone you don't know, especially over the internet. Perhaps I'm a bad millennial, but in my mind thank yous should either be delivered in person with a hug or hand-written and delivered by a professional postman (or woman). Either way, I have to assume that you've had a hand in ensuring that my two favorite shows, The Reality SHOW Show (may she forever rest in peace!) and Hollywood Handjobs were as amazing as they are/were and that is something I am truly thankful for. In fact, I've never been a member of an online forum until I started listening to RsS, and now that forum has become my life (you know, in a healthy way). Best of luck on your future endeavors and I hope you come back on Hollywood Handjobs to discuss your future success. So thanks, and an internet hug, Chanson

It may seem like this is a new thing, but I get the feeling we're just starting where others have left off. It just seems to come so naturally.

Get this, my mother is a woman! ...I know. Crazy.

Hayes, where were you this week, buddy? ...I missed you.

Interesting, I haven't listened to the episode yet and now I want to know the context for all of the things people have said in the forums.

Asteck, I can see that. I just don't think there's anything wrong with not knowing about something or not having seen something. I think it's interesting to hear someone else's take on something I don't know much about. And that's probably an odd thing about me considering many people would call me a know-it-all. But the way you become a know-it-all is by listening, I suppose. As long as you're concerned about the factual accuracy of what you know.

...I thought that might be the case. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one who thought that and have it turn out that I was just in a bad mood today or something. Thank you for the validation! I now feel comfortable having my own opinions again.

Serious talk: So, I have known about the AV Club for a long time but have never actually gone to their website before. I don't know why. I just haven't. With that in mind, is it weird that I find their website alienating and completely irrelevant to my own life? I actually want an answer to this question. ...I should clarify, I want to like it; I just don't.

Yeah, thanks but no thanks, Obama. #Nobama #Freedomaintfree #MensRights (for Freja)

I'm trying to find a way to criticize this but I'm not sure which wave of feminism critiques how women sit on benches in locker rooms naked. Please help! Full disclosure: I need to know so that I can tell the guys at our next men's rights meeting (because apparently that's a thing).