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Hey, that's totally alright. Just don't cross the line that I will acknowledge exists but not elaborate upon and we'll have no problems. -------------------------------- ...That film crew does look very French as well. So that's good.

Just make sure to check the forums every 20 minutes and post a lot. Say mean things about me once in a while. Hit on Valerie Bryant, Agata, and Freja - only because you think they're awesome though, not because you're a misogynist. Write fan fiction about Hayes and Sean fucking random people. You'll do alright. -------------------- This episode was tres bon. I enjoyed it mucho. Especially the musical interludes. PS - Mein Französisch ist sehr schlecht.

...only religiously.

Yeah, I think he's in Washington's beautiful San Juan Islands. We were gonna meet up in Seattle except that I went on vacation and didn't tell anyone I was gonna go on account of not wanting to sound braggy and such. But now I've learned that informational bragging is ok but braggy braggin isn't. The more you know. PS - Tim Treese, I feel your pain.

We aren't fighting. Your mother and I are just having a disagreement. NOW GET BACK IN YOUR ROOM YOU LITTLE SHIT! Wow, this reflects poorly on my childhood.

OK since everyone else is fanfictioning and shit I'll do it too. I met Sean and Hayes. We fucked. It was kinky. End.

PPS - Tim Treese's story is very insensitive toward German WWII survivors. Also, how long have you been fucking Hayes? Honestly. How long? I can tell. Way too nice.

You guys are talking about dick pics right? Because I'm totally in!! PS - Upon further reflection, perhaps such enthusiasm was unwarranted or creepy.

Mom, Can we PLEASEEE have the lawn guys come at some other time than 9:30AM on Tuesdays because I'm in my boxers and I want to have the window open and they keep looking in every time they come by and it's weird. Plus the leaf blowers are too loud. Love, Chanson PS - Seriously, this is total bullshit. Sorry, wrong forum.

...you can kinda tell now that you say so. Edit: In a good way?

...Yeah, your boss would really think less of you if you were like "oh, it's just my new internet friends from this forum I post on." Which, to be honest, has never been a phrase associated with cool people or being awesome. That's why I tell no one about this forum or podcast. Which is probably not the best thing for Sean and Hayes, but still... My vanity is more important than their careers damnit.

...unless you aren't. Then you're fucked.

Ummmm maybe you didn't get the memo but being a nerdo is so in right now. I was such a nerdo in high school. Oh my God. I was into comics and shit. Fuck, dude. Between rugby and football, when I wasn't banging cheerleaders I was reading the nerdiest comics I could find. Holy shit. Full disclosure: never into comics.

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Yeah, I know. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. In fact, I think it's a good thing. I'm just curious to know why we all broke the fourth wall. Also, I have 6,000 more pictures that I'm too lazy to go through from that trip. It's a problem. I won't be having grandchildren for a long time. Unless you're offering? You know, like as a friend, if we aren't married by a certain date (or even if we are and you marry some infertile piece of garbage for love or some dumb fairytale bullshit reason like that). It's worth a shot. Lord knows my biological clock is ticking at 24... Fuck. Also, that Hayes friend request was one of the highlights of my vacation. I spent $400 on internet one day to log on to Facebook for 30 seconds and BOOM! friend request from Hayes Davenport. I fainted and hit my head and my insurance does not cover injuries outside the United States, but the $23,000 I owe to Holland America Line for medical expenses is so worth it. Thanks Hayes!

...I thought you were a sociopath, but I guess this proves that you aren't.

I'm not being critical here - and by that I mean that I am being critical but I want you to still like me - but when did we all decide to start singing Kumbaya and add each other on Facebook? I mean, I could be - and by could be I mean that I most certainly am - an axe murderer. Community, it's like sex, people want too much of it, but it's really nice when you get some. Or something. It's early and I'm tired. Fuck off.

Well, I went to a bunch of places... Antigua wasn't one of them, which is why I am actually ashamed to say where I actually went because it's gonna seem pretty trivial. Let's just say where I went is owned by France but is in the Pacific Ocean. And it's not New Caledonia or Wallis & Futuna.

If I say where I was it's gonna sound really braggy... And no, not Seattle, so believe me, it was no picnic. Although it was vacation. So... Yeah. I'm kinda bummed to be back but happy to be back on the forums using internet that costs less than 75¢ a minute and is faster than dial-up. PS - I formally apologize for not posting every 15 minutes like usual for the last month. I will try harder next time.

David Wain, 1.) Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party of the United States? 2.) a.) When you're slayin' babes, how do you make sure that they don't get fuckin' attached? b.) What happens when a baby comes out? 3.) If I'm ever giving a TED Talk, what's the best way to sound as smug and condescending as possible?

Disclaimer: I'm gonna be sincere here for a moment, so look away if that's offensive to you. This podcast got amazing in the last month. It's like Sean and Hayes have found their groove and are really stepping it up. Not that it wasn't awesome before... But I am so impressed with the last few episodes of Hollywood Handjobs. Thanks Sean & Hayes!

PS - Is this podcast still happening or is it just a forum now?

So... Veebs' post happened. Did I pick a weird moment to come back from vacation? ...also when did we start planning meetups? You guys? Guys? Meetup?

No, just on a cruise ship. Us flyover people love that shit.

Don't patronize me. Also, this internet is getting really expensive. 4 days until I get home. Love You All, Bye.