chanson

Who says I'm chubby? I bragged about how much I work out just a few weeks ago. Valerie Bryant remembers, surely. This forum is really the main reason why I started eating my feelings in the first place. If I'm gonna get shit for that then I'll need to move on to something more self-destructive so that everyone feels too awkward and uncomfortable to point it out. Anyone know where a guy can get some heroines or the meths? Keep in mind, I'm on a budget.

Madea Goes to Jail And when you guys say Brian Huskey that's really just your cute, not-at-all tired or overused, Hollywood Handjob mispronunciation gaggy way of saying Tyler Perry right? Thought So. Also, in commiseration with Valerie Bryant: Shitheads! (not really sure why she's mad but it seems vaguely asian-related. So I revoke my support if anything I say constitutes a hate crime. Unless it's a funny, playful hate crime. Then I prefer to double my support relative to pre-revocation levels.)

Et Tu OcterDoctopus?

You know who busts my whole shit up? Sean and Hayes. Chanson Out.

I feel like I already more than pull my weight in the putting quantity ahead of quality department of these forums. Also, Burdrulz, I believe it's already Monday on the East Coast and there have been zero drunk posts from you... So, that's a major bummer. I really thought you were better than that. I'm not upset, just disappointed. PS - Glad to see Not the Narnold has come out of the Narnold closet and admitted that he is, in fact, the Narnold. I pretty much knew it all along mostly. Except for the times when I didn't. Besides those ones.

Haven't posted in the last 10 comments, so I figured I should probably chime in here.

Burdrulz, you should vlog your trip to Brooklyn so that we can all be there with you. Just a thought. Also, look out for sincerity and earnestness, it should be avoided and/or eliminated at all cost.

It turns out that if you only like the things you think are funny you don't run out of likes... Weird.

You guys, I'm beginning to think that Hayes is a lesbian...

differently able straws, fine.

I would because, as I have stated previously, I'm about that kind of lifestyle.

Only if there's a twirly crazy straw. Or is that also against your Str8 edge lifestyle? I don't really understand str8 edge... Is it like gluten free or what?

So, I got to thinking and I realized something today. All of you guys are my bros. Over the past few months of posting on these forums, I have come to love and respect every one of you guys, even Toby Keith Sweat. I didn't expect to because forums are so impersonal and full of weirdos who obsess over dumb shit and post way way way too much, but I've grown attached to you guys and our weird little community/personality cult devoted to Sean and Hayes. So, if any one of you dinguses ever find yourselves in Seattle, I would gladly buy you a beer and chin wag with you about Hollywood and how successful we all are (or about The Challenge/Real World). For Realsies. Also, I swear I won't murder you. Well, at least I'll try not to. I mean, some people are just so murderable...

I am way digging Newacheck's vibe.

PS - I saw a Prudential real estate sign that had "Mayhem, Fuck Who Heard" spray painted on it. Can someone speak on that? Also, Montana doesn't have mesas. It does have buttes though... I knew what you meant. I'm not sure you guys knew what you meant, but I did.

Still stuck in traffic?

Don't worry, I have some likes to fritter away wastefully today. Thanks for your concern. I may be an economics major, but I still don't really understand how supply and demand work. Especially when Scott Anchorman arbitrarily decides to put a limit on the supply of happiness and joy so as to make it more valuable and hoard all of the joy for himself. You seem to like you, isn't that good enough? There are people here, namely me, who don't like themselves and need other people's reassurance way more than you do, Greggy. So, as I said to Common Sence, back the fuck off. I need this!

Thank God you wrote this. My day just got so fucking good. And it's only 10:09AM. As Seattle City Attorney, Pete Holmes, would say: "free podcast."

I'd suggest obsessive superfan but I'm already doing that and I don't like competition. So back the fuck off.

Freja, I want to like your post but I can't because Scott Anchorman has limited the amount of things I'm allowed to like! Damn you, Scott Anchorman, you cheeky slut you!

Paul Walker ended apartheid. BOOM! TRUTH BOMB! If I'm honest, I was partial to D.L. Hughley. It just has a ring to it, you know?

PS - Yes, I am definitely insinuating that Andy Kneis is responsible for the deaths of Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela. Because he hates freedom and attractive people.

So I've been skiing for the last two days (you know, because I'm about that kind of lifestyle). Did I miss anything good? I had to call my therapist several times to cope with the soul-crushing loneliness of not being able to post here and subsequently be completely ignored by all of you wonderful people, all of whom I love very much. Except for that damn Andy Kneis, he's trouble and looks like he runs with a 'fast crowd.' I think I've heard that Hayes has been hanging out with him recently. This is what happens to all of the good people, they find an Andy Kneis and they go down the shit tubes. This is just like what happened with the Biebs. Someone has to stop Andy Kneis from ruining all of the young, attractive male icons. Also, I think Burdrulz is being too harsh about British comedy. It's only 'pretty boring', not 'totally boring.' You know, in the same way that bussin' up is 'pretty boring' and bustin' a major gut is 'pretty boring.' The Reality SHOW show, that was 'totally boring.' Narnold, I have come up with some nicknames for you: Narnsy, MacNarnold Miller (I'm on to your poorly-constructed alter-ego...), D.L. Hughley (taken?), Nan Bread, Nicktown, Nick Jr., Narnold Mandela (for your role in ending apartheid), Narn-dog, N-Dubs, Nacklemore, Narnold Lewis, Narn&Barrel, Narnbucks, Whose Narnold is it Anyway?, Grand Theft Narnold V, Take One Narnold by Mouth Daily, Do Not Take Other Narnolds Without Checking With Your Narnold or Narnold. This Narnold May Impair the Ability to Drive or Operate Machinery.

We'd say Chevy, no one actually says Chevrolet. Also, you're affectation makes it seem like you're an old-timey, probably a little racist, southerner speaking condescendingly to a person of African-American descent, likely someone employed in the service industry. So yeah, be proud of that. Love, America. ------------ Valerie Bryant, you're so much better than that.

Speak English, damnit.