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You know, like one you'd pull with a tugboat.

I mean, it's actually more of a barge.

I needed it to buy another boat.

Guys, I stole all the Howl money... Sorry.

To my best friend jack: EAT A BAG OF DICKS PS - You know I love you, bro.

Don't even get me started on this Jakal thing...

A lot of people are gonna judge you when Google gets hacked, bro... Just saying. Maybe get an iPhone. PS - If this is anything like the "take a chance on something joke" she's probably already heard it. Just trying to be a real bro, bro.

Hohenschwangau? Didn't know Hayes was a descendent of Maximillian II of Bavaria. I mean, it's no forest island with a bike in a tree, but damn. PS - also not in Austria-Hungary, which didn't exist in 1940 or 194040 but I'm sure there's a good explanation.

The M&M store sponsorship was really well integrated into the show this week.

We had a basketball team once... It's a sensitive subject. Oh, also I met Detlef Schrempf once. He's very tall and very German. It was at a movie theatre.

Really digging the train talk.

Men should be able to wear whatever they want. It's time people stop oppressing us.

I liked it.

I haven't listened to the episode yet. I assume it's good. I'll let you all know when I have and what I think about it.

You all disgust me... This probably isn't news. Jack, you need a haircut you filthy hippy. Wasn't sure how to tell you and a text seemed too impersonal. DairyPillows, you need to file a complaint about this dude having dreams about you. And probably file a restraining order. You can never be too careful. SteveH, it's cute that you let your mom stay with you. My mom took my dog for the week for no reason other than she said she wanted to have the dog for a week. So yeah, I'm right there with you about the moms being crazy. Thejjar, who you calling weird? I think most of us are shockingly well-adjusted for an internet podcasting forum. Bruce, I agree but replace McDonald's with Starbucks. Everyone has worked at Starbucks. It's crazy. Okay, I'm bored now. PS - I really want scallops and chips from Ivar's but they're closed right now. Lame.

Scuzzman, what's the deal with these bitcoins?

I haven't looked at your posts yet, but I just want to say thanks for wishing me a happy birthday and not making it into some kind of bit or putting my face into someone else's face or whatever the fuck you sick fucks do for fun. PS - I'm glad Andy Kneis is back, he's my hero.

One time I said Sean was bad on the show. I admit that I was wrong about that. Very wrong. I mean, it was a joke and I didn't mean it to begin with because Sean has always been good on the show (duh, why would I listen to it?), but I now realize that to even suggest that is disgusting and crazy and that one should not joke about such things. Sean, this ep was so freaking good, the best birthday present I could have asked for. You're hilarious! Love, Chanson

PS - It technically isn't my birthday yet for another 36 minutes but whatevs.

Thanks ADC, you're right that it's only fitting that I should get the first post on my birthday.

I'm white, too.

This message is only for Chanson. Hey, Chanson. Doing great, bud. Love, Chanson

I'm very anti-comedy, but I don't think it's the same thing.

One time honlads called me a "gobshite" and I fainted. I don't know what it means, but I will cherish that moment forever.

Halloween is the refuge of cowards.