EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend

[EPISODE 106 — Stephanie Allynne, Our Close Friend]

My Tinder profile is "from Hollywood Handbook" because I'm famous and I need people to understand that about me.

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I always assumed Tinder was the official dating platform of Hollywood Handbook. I have done extensive research to confirm this.

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poetry is the refuge of cowards - Chanson from Hollywood Handbook

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He does not live on an island.

 

Nice try.

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I know where Gary Larson lives. He has a nice dock in front of his house.

 

PS - I'm not telling where it is.

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I think I really like this podcast.

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I told ADC the world wasn't ready for his "art." I was just trying to protect you all. He's dangerously sexy.

 

I've since come to realize that censorship is wrong and that the world needs to see this "art." I'm sorry. I was wrong. I realize that now.

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Carrie Fisher looks like she has aged 40 years since the first film, they should have recast her with a younger actress. How am I supposed to believe that she is a jedi princess who kills people? Hopefully they do CGI like they did with yoda.

 

I'm still way into Carrie Fisher.

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You guys watch the star wars trailer? I was upset with the lack of ewoks but other than that pretty cool

 

Carrie Fisher was a highlight for me. That's all I can say right now.

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Hey, anyone know how a CatDog poops?

 

for reference:

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8jKH8EUvHg

 

Edit: Need to know ASAP!

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If you're saying you want to be my boyfriend, Spunky Foonerism, that's probably a private message conversation.

 

Hurricane Dennis will not take kindly to this philandering.

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Happy Birthday, Veebs!

 

You earned it.

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Stephanie,

 

You must know a lot about horses. ?

 

Regards,

Blink

 

Is that two-legged horse fucking that dude?

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Stephanie,

 

Who the shit is Brandon?

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Stephanie,

 

You got cool glasses because you live in LA? It's sunny there.

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Thursday drinking is great guys. Getting close to bad decision territory. I'll keep you posted

 

We're best friends now.

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Stephanie,

 

You like Lake Bell? She nice?

 

What's the best way to sneak in to a famous person's house?

 

What's the traffic like in LA? Is it good or bad? Any shortcuts I should know about?

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It's not too bad. Chanson used to like me, now he doesn't. The only things that really happened were that my credit score crashed and my parents killed my siblings and then each other.

 

I still like you... Those things were just icing on the cake.

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I haven't said anything about this yet because I feel weird promoting myself but Forum Darling Nohorseman was a guest on the most recent episode of my podcast Winefeld where we critique wine and discuss an episode of Seinfeld. You can listen to it here or via iTunes. Noponyboy was a fantastic guest and you all should listen to this episode for him. It's longer than most eps of the show but that's just because he was so fun to talk to.

 

 

_{Also a mutual friend told me Hayley Huntley listened to my show and called it "delightful" so there's that.}

 

I'm legitimately super excited to listen to this.

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I only read my own posts.

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My name is Chanson and I do not like jokes.

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What's Gunther's deal anyway?

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I would watch the shit out of Mindiana Jones.

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Mondays amiright

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