EPISODE 99 — Paul Rust Again, Our Close Friend

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What the fuck is even happening in here anymore? Holy fucking shit.

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great hangout

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Jesse Thorn,

 

1.) How was your Anal August?

 

2.) What is your favorite BART station?

 

3.) Is public radio movies?

 

4.) How famous would you say you are?

 

5.) What does Terry Gross smell like?

 

 

PS - excited that you're on the show! I wouldn't say I'm a big fan, but definitely a moderate fan who includes you in a healthy range of interests and activities in their life!

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i knew i could count on you boneboy

 

Davey, I wanna fight you, dog.

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FANFIC PART 2 (Deux if you're an asshole)

 

Chanson went to The Copper Door in the Stadium District in Tacoma, Washington, USA tonight. Dreidel came too because they allow dogs there because they're civilized human beings. Beer was consumed. Hooray! THE END.

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

For awhile I thought Chanson wasn't even going to give me a like for that post which made me pretty peeved. Ultimately he did like my post proving what a true Chanson he is and I have to say I am pleased as punch.

 

I just forget to go back and read things after I post.

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Since everyone has been jumping on the fanfic bandwagon I figured I'd try my hand at it.

 

Chanson went on a ferry. There were cats. The end.

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I would go to tvtrucks.com

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Valuable real estate, gotta get in early so I can sell it when it's hot yaddimean?

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

Yeah, Chanson would be a great guest. Someone should get that guy on the show!

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There's no Andrew anywhere in me.

 

Gross.

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Seattle

 

American

 

Metropolitan

 

Youthful

 

Anus

 

Klub

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Fuckin' guy doesn't even know what friendship is, you think he's gonna know about gentrification?

 

fair point

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I don't know if you could really call it "gentrifying", since Seattle doesn't have any black people to force out of their homes.

 

Sounds like you don't know what gentrifying means (hint: it's in the name). Also sounds like you think Seattle is Portland. Cool stuff.

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My neighborhood is gentrifying, it has stores that I actually want to go to now... I hate it.

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

Anyone said Chanson yet? Chanson.

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Paul,

 

If someone referred to UCB as a "circle jerk" how would that make you feel?

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Sun Tzu wrote "all war is based on deception."

 

There's no joke here, just excellent military strategy.

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This forum is a lot like creative writing class in elementary school... I'm sure there's a funny conclusion to that thought.

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Dammit now I have a boner. Thanks a lot JeffreyParties

 

JeffreyParties: Boner Maker

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redditors arent goons, thats something awful

 

But they are my arch-nemeses.

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I have to be careful about going on Reddit because I am deathly allergic to having my faith in humanity restored.

 

hmmmmm.... This is problematic to me.

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I'm friends with Chanson on Facebook now. He has some pretty cool posts. He likes landscape shots and his dog. He also captions his photos with minimal descriptions. He follows the number 1 rule of Facebooking; show, don't tell. He also doesn't try to be one of the Facebook jokers that I'm absolutely sick of.

 

9/10

+nice photos

+his dog

+unfunny

 

-no Minions

 

Should have known this would happen

 

Edit: I think you know how I feel about humor

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OMG tell me you did not enter a CC number on the Earwolf website! Call your bank ASAP!!!

 

He's right... I don't want him to be... But he is.

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Stay strong Agata. I know the boys will be back together in no time.