Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

chanson

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    1810

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    43

Posts posted by chanson

  2. Posted

    Hi Ronnie Hog. Who do you think would win in a fight, you or me? (My money's on me.)

     

    BTW great episode this week. Of Hollywood Handbook, not your show. Maybe yours is good too. Haven't listened yet.

     

    I'd like to see this happen please. Can someone do a kickstarter for this? If people will give money to some Kony 2012 movie they would definitely give money to see RanRan and Ronnie Hog fight. I mean they gave a ton of money to make a documentary about a guy who is committing genocide, watched it, and then did absolutely nothing about it, so one can only assume that these millennial types have some crazy bloodlust.

     

    #political

    • Like 13

  9. Posted

    Dearest Sean,

     

    Sorry I wasn't in your birthday video, I was busy hunting Cecil the lion helping the central bank fight inflation in Zimbabwe and was unfortunately unable to make a video. However, since my video in Hayes' birthday video was of Dreidel, I have attached an exclusive photo of Dreidel herself. I know she isn't a cat, but I was unable to get Cecil back to the US to have him mounted rescue a cat to take a picture of in time for your big day. Happy Birthday, Sean!

     

    1080x1440.jpeg.e04b72341a2643bdb800b28070c462e8_zps01evqy1e.jpg

    • Like 26

  12. Posted

    Hey guys,

     

    Life update: Finally got a job at ISIS! Flying out to Syria tomorrow! Death to the infidels!!!!! Haha they have such a good marketing strategy. I can't wait to join their PR team. Their recruiter was kind of a dick, called me a great satan or whatever. Rude! I'm a christian, I don't worship satan... But they're offering a 5% match of 401k contributions and 3 weeks paid time off, so I couldn't say no..

     

    PS -at least I'm not working for those fucking terrorists at Google.

    • Like 19

  13. Posted

    why is California the only place where they add 'the' in front of the highway numbers? Or is that a west coast thing? Chanson, do they do that on your island?

     

    If I told someone to take the 22 to the 78 and get on the 287 north, I would sound like a crazy person.

     

    I think this thread may have just turned into The Regional Record

     

    We don't do that. My gps does it and it pisses me the fuck off.

     

    Dear GPS, if you want me to go on Interstate 5, please say "Interstate 5"or "I 5" not "the 5" and if you want me to go on State Route 520, please say "State Route 520" not "the 520" ("Highway 520" is also acceptable). It also says "the Vashon Highway" when it's just "Vashon Highway" because it's not a limited access highway, it's just a normal road and also we don't put "the" in front of the name of a highway to indicate that it's a major thoroughfare... Fuck that shit.

     

    PS - Also when you say the numbers out you should make sure you say them right. Like 520 is "five twenty" for instance.

    • Like 1

  20. Posted

    Beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua beautiful Antigua

     

    When I hear about vacation destinations, there is only one place beautiful enough for me.

     

    PS - this is what we do now? Post before the episode is even out? In my day we were glad if the episode even got posted on the right day.

    • Like 18
×