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  7. Posted

    You know, Ken Griffey, Jr... Yes, we already established that he's a major league baseball player... But the thing about him that I would care about. Yes. What is it? Fuck. No, I don't care that he was on The Simpsons... Goddammit!

     

    Edit: Don't think I won't figure this out eventually. I will. Never doubt Chanman O'Hoole Kinley. Or me. Never.

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    Ken Griffey, Jr., dad was a baseball player... Cincinnati Reds... No, that's not it. He played for the Chicago White Sox in 2008... But that's not it. He has a Cirrus SR22... Nice plane. But that's not it. Guys, I'm having trouble here. This Ken Griffey, Jr. thing. What is it about him that I should be making a big deal about? He hit a whole fuck ton of home runs... But that's not the thing. Does a lot of volunteering... Don't care about that. Hmmmm...

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    Ken Griffey, Jr. feels like my cue to chime in about something. What's one of the running bits that I do that would involve Ken Griffey, Jr.? If only I could remember one of the classic bits that I do... Ken Griffey, Jr., baseball, Cincinnati Reds, nope, can't think of anything. Oh well, I guess I just wasted a post thinking about (definitely not my childhood sports idol) Ken Griffey, Jr., which feels right somehow despite it being so fruitless.

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    Welp, it's Monday. I'm not tired. But I should be. I'm still not. This is a problem.

     

    Goodnight.

     

    Edit: No offense to Warren Buffett, but fuck the BNSF Railway. No particular reason, just in general. I mean, there are definitely reasons, like so so many of them, both personal and general, but I don't have one right now that's particularly compelling to me. Just a general hatred of the BNSF Railway. And I say that as someone who likes trains in general, so you can imagine that it takes a lot to make me forsake an entire railroad full of trains. Ya feel me? Good.

     

    PS - The Union Pacific isn't much better tbh. But their trains are yellow and I respect that. So, Union Pacific, unless you do something to wrong me, which you have not, at the time of this post, yet done, I shall be using you for all of my long-distance railroad goods shipment needs.

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    Hello Hollywood Handbook forum, This will serve as a placeholder for the great nation of Sweden since it has come to our attention that Zsinjeh has temporarily left the premises (the only thing left of his account is a poster of Greta Garbo with a hole behind it and a message for Chanson to look under rare rock that is generally not found in the north of Sweden)

     

    I can't tell if I am supposed to do something or if this is a euphemism or if I should have just ignored this altogether. Also, so many Swedes on this forum. We need some Danes (purposely inflammatory).

  18. Posted

    Oh btw Sport heads!

     

     

    All Star Game is here this year tonight...

     

    I'm bout to go fuckin get buck downtown near the stadium...

     

    By getting buck I mean I'm going to get into a fight with a fucking bro and out of exhaustion (because of the fight) I will vomit the indian food I just ate onto his all white saucony's circa 1999.

     

    Burdrulz, you need to post more. I miss you, bud.

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