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  5. Posted

    Dear Jack Johnson P.I. (I bet you aren't even a licensed private investigator...)

     

    My post is always first. It doesn't matter if you think you got there first and it looks like you did and yours shows up first. Mine was still first.

     

    Hope that clears up any confusion.

     

    And no, I will not suck it no matter how nicely you ask.

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    I'm so sorry Chanson. That's terrible, I didn't know. Please forgive me.

     

    It's okay, Samoans are cool, it's the retired blue-collar Lutherans that piss me off... HOW IS EVERYONE HERE A LUTHERAN? AND WHY DO THEY TELL YOU THEY'RE LUTHERAN WHEN THEY SEE YOU WALKING YOUR DOG DOWN THE STREET? THIS IS A CRAZY WEIRD PLACE!

     

    It's like having a neighborhood full of poorly educated Garrison Keillors.

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  10. Posted

    Why don't you go to QFC like a civilized person?

     

    BECAUSE THE ONE NEAR ME ISNT OPEN 24 HOURS AND ITS SO SHITTY IT DOESNT EVEN DESERVE TO BE CALLED A QFC ITS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!

     

    My only hope is that they bulldoze my annoying neighbors' houses and build a Metropolitan Market there, but I don't think that their target demographic is Samoan people and retired blue-collar Lutherans, so I don't think it's gonna happen.

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  11. Posted

    I went to Safeway tonight and NOT ALBERTSONS!

     

    YOU HEAR THAT YOU CROOKS?! FUCK ALBERTSONS!

     

    I know Albertsons and Safeway are the same company now, thank you.

     

    Moral of the story, Fred Meyer should be open 24 hours so I don't have to drive all the way to Graham to get groceries at 1 in the morning when I do my shopping! FUCKING GRAHAM! You believe this shit? People in Gig Harbor don't have to drive all the way to fucking Graham... Just because they're fancier than us? Yeah, that's definitely why. Unbelievable... CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THIS NEIGHBORHOOD GETS GENTRIFIED. Then I'll have so many grocery stores open 24 hours I won't even know which one to pick, just like those assholes in Gig Harbor.

     

    FUCK

     

    (written under the influence of a lot of Coke Zero)

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    oh wow you really hit me upside the head with the W - T - F when you started in with the whole "Canadian" stuff

     

    how do you come up with this??

     

    it's really sharp stuff

     

     

    C'mon now... Really? Compliments? To Chickn? For his lazy bullshit? CANADIANS? ON BOATS? HELLO!?!? I'M A CANADIAN WHO LIKES TO GO ON BOATS!!!!! HE STOLE THIS CONCEPT!!!! HE'S A FRAUD!

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  23. Posted

    Sean talking about improvising and making mistakes that you seamlessly weave into the narrative of your story reminded my of a boat.

     

    Oh wait lol i didn't mean to say "a boat".

     

    "a boat" what am I a frigging Canadian?

     

    Imagine a Canadian on a boat and he's all like "what's this all, a boat?" and then no one can tell if he's saying "about" or "a boat". Imagine that on a funny tee.

     

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    chickn's back, baby B)

     

    Hmmmmm Canadian on a boat... reminds me of someone.

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