Smigg

Anyone else think the Chicken-to-fingering is reminiscent of LOL? I think he practised his technique on it, and then applied it to J-Lo.

Oh you just reminded me of this lad who, after PE, he got changed and forgot to do his zip up, hormones kicked in next lesson. Now he was the guy who got the boner because of the Religious Studies teacher.

The names that people are called in this movie piss me off. "Wizz" for a kid that pissed himself?! Either the people who made this movie never had the piss taken out of them, or it's a different time, and the sheer brutality in piss taking has been curbed as society has gotten more sensitive. From my days: Kid pissed himself? He was called "Piss Flaps", denoting that he had both urinated in his undergarments, and that he was also a giant pussy. No one was safe, One kid lost a testicle, he was called "Womble" because it sounds like "One Ball". (For those unaware, "The Wombles" was a very popular TV show, they looked like this... http://img.thesun.co...82_1112416a.jpg) You have epilepsy? You're known as "Eppo Leppo" throughout your school years. There was even a lad known as "Aye-Aye" for a number of years, because he hated the song "Return to Innocence", people got wind of it, so they sang it at him until he cried https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1NHXSR3R7I And this was not long after he cried announcing that he was "scared of thunder", which wouldn't be so laughable if it was actually thunder, and not a truck driving passed. There was one lad who had the piss taken out of him for wanking in the library, when he was just rubbing his hands together, so everyone said he was the kid who wanked in the library. It was absolute brutality when I went to school, the only thing that gave you immunity was life threatening illness, and even then, you were called a "poof" because there was always that one kid who would say "My uncle had that, and he was alright after a week", or accused of faking it. The other way you get immunity is if a relative died. I went to school with deplorable people.

If they do the John Cena movie "The Marine", it'll be three.

When this movie first came out, I thought it was a sequel to "The Girl Next Door", the teen comedy starring Elisha Cuthbert, Timothy Olyphant and James Remar about a porn star moving in next door to a high school kid.

I think you'll find that it was called "Gigli"

I've found even more on the First Edition Iliad scene. The screenwriter, Barbara Curry, didn't even write it. http://fusion.net/st...fault-not-mine/ She said this about the scene: “Much of my original script was rewritten by the producers and the director. I was not given the opportunity to participate in the production of this movie... As for the first edition ‘Iliad’ reference in the movie, that was not something I wrote in my original script,”

When Jason said that he took a girl to see The Replacements, I was hoping that he actually took a girl to see the Keanu Reeves football movie. I love that movie.

Okay, so I've done a little digging for a "First Edition of The Iliad", and I have found an edition from 1611, said to be the first English translation. I hate to admit it, but it is a reasonably priced gift for when you're trying to bang a sexy English Teacher... if you're the Sultan of Brunei or just have a spare £40,000 ($57,862) lying around. You can get it from http://www.abebooks....ad%26an%3DHomer - But, I will warn you, they are charging £6 for delivery in the UK, so it's pretty steep, and will only get more expensive if you have it sent to another country. I would have ordered it, but I'm not paying £6 for delivery. They're taking the piss with that.

He's very much of the belief that "It's one rule for me and not for thee". If you go along with everything that he says and believes, it's fine, the things he'll overlook is astonishing and reprehensible, you stray from that though, holy shit, there's no depth he won't plunge. Odious person,

Ray Purchase, I knew I could smell cheap aftershave and bullshit!

Tracy Ann Oberman is a sexy as fuck

I FUCKING LOVE TOAST OF LONDON!! Apologies for the capitals, I'm enthusiastic about it, Ray Purchase is perhaps the best character on TV right now. I didn't get to see Scissored Isle, I did hear great things though, but it was on Sky Atlantic and I don't have that. I dunno what happened with Linehan, he became this overly aggressive, Male Feminist. Not the normal "Hey, I believe in equal opportunities for men and women", that any adult who knows how to tie their shoes believes, but those who are trying way too hard to show the he's one of the good guys, but just attacks people for differing opinions.

I'll tell you this though, Twitter has fucking ruined Father Ted and The IT Crowd for me, because Graham Linehan has shown himself to be such a huge douche, I tried watching them, and all I could think was "He's such a douche".

Here's my very first post and, quite frankly, it's fucking great.

That's a South Yorkshire accent

Certain parts they do.

Nottingham, which was once named "The Assassination Capital of the North", which pissed me off, because we're in the Midlands. But, for example, if we were to say "Are you going to the pub", it would come out "Orate, pal. Ayah gooint pub?" and I once heard a woman described as "Shiz gorrah fess lak an orse, bushiz gorra fookin mint perra tits!" which is translated to "She has a face like a horse, but she has got a fucking great pair of tits"

What a weird combination of "Hey, let's have fun, be silly" and "Okay, look cool" to have in one picture.

Where I'm from, some people actually pronounce the word fight, "Feight". Back at school, bigger kids would walk up to smaller kids, and say "Wanna feight?!" and then when the smaller kid shits himself at the thought of having to fight this bigger kid, the bigger kid shouts "SEVEN!" because they're really saying "One off eight?" As for Furious 8, remember, if the 8 turns on it's side to form an infinity symbol to denote "Forever", Smigg came up with that shit!

I'm not sure, but you instilled confidence!

Why wouldn't I? I have a dashing English accent, and I'm counting this as 4 people thinking I have a shot with the extremely attractive actress on the hit TV show.

The movie's changed, do I have to threaten the powerbomb again?! Does this one carry over?! I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED RIGHT NOW!!!!

Think I have a shot?

Brooklyn Nine-Nine related, I have a MASSIVE crush on Stephanie Beatriz.